I cant believe its not mud - a Peppa Pig x Hisoka fanfiction

~child hunting~ (Finale?)

It has been one day since the wedding. Hisoka and Peppa were happily sitting in their cave, but they felt kind of lonely. They wanted kids. Not the natural way though, they decided to kidnap some.

Hisoka had two boys in mind. Killua and GoOon. Peppa and Hisoka set out to find their future children.

Killua and Gon had just gotten back from Greed Island. They were planning on going to the mall with Shrek. Fortunately Hisoka and Peppa were waiting for them. (Or unfortunately, depending on whos side your on.) Hisoka had killed two security guards and stole their uniforms. They were in DESGUISE. 

Killua, Gon and Shrek finally arrived at the mall. It was quite a mall. It was huge with marble everywhere. There were fountains and shops and food. In the middle of the mall, they had a band playing. The band was called "Serial Arsonist Fat Bungee." The three started heading into stores. The first store they went into was Victoria's Secret.

Hisoka/a worker walked up to them. "Do you need any help small diseases?" He asked. "Uh- no.." Killua answered. "That's good because I'm gonna help you anyways!" "Come with me~" Hisoka said in a very creepy way. He dragged Gon and Killua out the backdoor where he threw them in a Mercedes. He locked the doors so they couldn't get out.

"I know this ugly ass security guard didn't just lock us in this car-" Killua started- But stopped in shock when he saw Peppa reveal herself from the front seat. "Hello there children." She whispered. "OH HELL NO!" Killua screamed. Gon was also very shocked and he used his janjanken attack thing at Peppa. He didn't really think that whole attack thing through, because he exploded the car.

Because Killua and Gon have been in various situations where they are about to die, they have plenty of skills to avoid dying because of an explosion. However, Peppa did not. So while Killua and Gon were fine, Peppa was not. In fact, she was dead. Killua picked up Gon and ran away with his Godspeed. Hisoka watched Peppa die. "Don't.....forget.....me.." Peppa muttered with her last breath. Honestly Hisoka didn't care at all because legit his entire existence is to kill people, look flipping awesome, and kidnap Gon lol.

So Peppa is dead. Maybe that's a good thing because I looked it up and she's supposed to be 7 feet and 1 inch tall. That is actually horrifying-

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I have no ideas what to write for this, and this story makes no sense at all lmao

I'm probably gonna end it here unless people actually want me to continue writing it-

I think I'm gonna make another story though so I'm not totally useless haha

               ANYWAYS have a nice life 0v0