I cant believe its not mud - a Peppa Pig x Hisoka fanfiction

WAA

Peppa wandered through the dark and creepy forest. It was quite scary, with all the crooked broken trees and creatures in the night. Peppa thought she could see a light ahead of her in the darkness. She cautiously walked toward the light. There she saw two males.

One was really tall, with brunette hair and glasses. The other was a little shorter, with long blond hair. They were both dancing to a song. It sounded like WAP, but instead of the original lyrics "wet ass pussy", it was sang by a guy and the lyrics were "wet ass ass". Peppa was horrified by the sight of these two random guys getting down to WAA. She very quickly ran the other way.

As her journey continued through the forest, she questioned her life choices. "Why did I ever go outside with George?" She asked herself. "If I had waited for Mummy and Daddy, I would never be in this forest." Peppa was beginning to lose hope. That was when she heard a voice.

"Say~ fam." The voice said. Peppa whipped around in a defensive pose. "Whos there?" She yelled. A figure came out of the darkness. "I am the mighty black guy, from Naruto vs Goku rap battle." He said. "I once rap battled all three rap sages at the same time. And clapped their cheeks." He told her. "CLAPPED THEIR CHEEKS?!" Peppa screamed. "Yes." He responded.

"These are my students, Black Lee and Macrithany." He said. To smaller figures came out of the darkness. "Black Lee don't play H O E." Black Lee said. "Rude." Peppa responded. "I like to eat Butt Paste." Macrithany randomly announced. "Um, I really didn't need to know that." Peppa said. "Young Macrithany, we don't say that stuff in front of a lady." Black Lee said. "I apologize sensei." Macrithany bowed.

"Look," Peppa started. "I really don't have time for this. I need to save my brother, George." "Hahahah, don't worry pink germ." Black guy said. "We will help you save your brother. In one condition." "What is it?" Peppa asked.

                 "We all have a rap battle after its done."

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