Re:Zero Cringe IF

Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Before the Royal Selecting

I decided to dress up because normal people would not understand my skill or ability as a Royal Candidate by just looking at me. I would have used my yang shamak magic to make myself good clothes. But I wanted my kitten Rem to dress me up for the occasion so I made some black clothes using my magic and called my kitten Rem inside. She was having an intense blush on her face when she entered my room, which is understandable because of my increased Chad energy. I stretched my arms out as she clothed me in my black shirt, dark grey waistcoat, black suit, dark grey pants and black sunglasses. 

‘Yes, this looks perfect, I knew if i dressed like Kirito it would look good, I also have white hair like kaneki so that makes me double incredible.’

After that I hugged my kitten Rem, her face became redder than tomatoes when she saw this. After that, I snapped my finger which made the librarian girl Beartrice link the doors to Roswaal’s office and my room. I then greeted Roswaal in my new clothes.

My clothes were clearly better than his. He’s just a copycat, a melancholy-wannabe. Holy shit he’s so cringe. Imagine losing to a meth addict lol.

Roswaal was doing something with documents, I have no idea what, so I decided it would be better to go back. As soon as I exited the room, I bumped into Ram, and she instantly fell in love with me.

“An envoy has arrived, Ryan-sama.” She said,  then entered the office.

“Good, go deal with it.” I said in a serious and emotionless tone that I trained to get since I was 12 years old.

‘I will wait for the envoy with that old man self-proclaimed sword demon. I will show him who’s the demon.’

In the hallway, I noticed that cute catboy Felix (no I’m not a pervert, and I’m straight). He was probably going to the meeting room to talk some political stuff over. I’m not good with that kind of stuff. Even though I’m straight, I’d give him a chance to become my second kitten. That’ll take some time though.

As I exited the mansion, I noticed the carriage and immediately decided that going on foot there won’t have the desired effects. I need to show him who’s better, and for that I need an impressive entrance.

“Hmph.”

I activated the magic in my left eye, and teleported behind the old geezer. I kicked him out of the carriage, creating a shockwave that destroyed it. With wood debris all around me, I quickly took one relatively unharmed wooden plank, and with my bladesmith skills which I trained over the last week, I created a makeshift sword in one nanosecond.

The old geezer was still rapid despite old age, I’ll give him that. But his power was sadly nowhere near mine. Subaru could’ve become like this but he didn’t train for some reason. I still don’t understand why Subaru didn’t train.

I heard yin magic could be used to repair things, so to avoid a political accident I fixed that cringe demon’s chariot and erased his memories with the left eye. I am not an idiot like Subaru who would cause an incident like what happened in season 1. What an incel creep, he could have been like me but was too lazy.

I was now getting bored but I noticed Felix walking back to the cart, when he noticed me he had a blush on his face.

“I will make you my kitten too” I muttered under my breath as I walked into the lawn for some magic practice. This world no longer had a moon because of all the spells I fired yesterday so i decided to give this world a new moon.

“YIN CREATION MAGIC, TECTONIC TIDE, WORLD BIRTHING MOTHER OF MYTHOS.”

As I said this there was a flash in the sky bright enough to encapsulate night itself, for a moment before the light faded and there was a moon again. I had created a better moon for this world out of my mercy. I had an excited grin on my face ‘Compared to yesterday my mana reserves grew by 16000% percent.’ Only building a moon would be a fit job for me.

Now a bit tired I snapped my fingers to signal the discount librarian child to open the door. I opened the door and went back into the Matre Mansion. The new slave seemed to be working well. “Good for her, I would have tossed her into space like I did with that stupid Meili.”

Once I had my dinner I snapped my finger and teleported back to my room. My kitten Rem was in the room and my mere presence was enough to make her face flush so red she fainted from a nosebleed. I used my wind healing magic to fix her, as I gazed at her beautiful sleeping face and my eyes burned in anger.

I have 20% of my mana back, I cast the ultimate magic, WORLD LINKER HORIZON. I could see the pathetic waste of a human being Subaru walking on the street. I sent my new pet that had a grip strength of 10 tons I made from earth magic after him and watched him cry as it tore him to pieces.

“What a crybaby, who cries when they are ripped in half. What a weakling” I then looked towards the new moon, which I named the ‘Kagenohikari’ (Light of Shadows), and said, “I won’t be a failure like you, Natsuki Subaru.”

Forgot to mention that I learned Japanese in one year when I was 13 years old because I was bored and school was too easy for me.

I shook my head in disappointment at Subaru’s stupidity, and went to sleep, which of course I didn’t need but I need to be normal and go to sleep like a weakling so people don’t suspect me of being abnormal.

I had some dreams, but I never remember them or something, because only weaklings dream.

Getting up from bed, I already put all of my clothes on with wind magic that I mastered yesterday, alone. My right red eye scanned the room 900 times in one millisecond and I immediately noticed Petra cleaning up the blood from the floor after my cute kitten’s nose bleed of yesterday.

When she noticed that I woke up, she immediately got up, bowed down, and said “Good morning Ryan-sama. Thank you for saving our village yesterday. I’m so grateful.”

She just couldn’t stop blushing seeing my manly ripped chest, which was visible through the outline of my clothes.

I flicked my fingers, so the librarian brat can do her job. ‘She was useless for 4000 years and finally gets to serve someone as great as me. I might consider being that person.’

I walked through the doorway into the dinning room and sat down to eat breakfast, alone as always. Being alone doesn’t bother me though, since I don’t need any social interactions unlike most weaklings.

I finished eating breakfast, exited the mansion, and went towards the carriage which was waiting for me. My blue haired kitten and Ram bowed down to me as I entered the carriage.

I sat down as far as I could from the doorway, in front of Emilia. She was looking at me with puppy eyes, like she expected something, what an annoying girl. Not only is she too stupid to understand the world around her, but she couldn’t even help a crybaby. I shook my head.

I invited my little kitten on my lap, and Ram sat down to my right. I looked out the window and started petting my kitten Rem.

Unable to resist my charms, Ram blurted out a pitiful facade “What a pervert… do what you want with my sister, Ryan-sama.”

The carriage closed its doors automatically using magic (took me 10 minutes to make after learning some magic in that discount librarian’s library), and that sad ass clown asked if we should depart.

“Shoooouuuuuuldd weeeee deeepaaaaaartt Ryaaaaaaaan-saaaaamaaaaa.”

Purposely making my voice harsher to make myself more attractive, I said “Yes.” like a terminator. If I wasn’t holding back, all of the girls would’ve wet themselves by now.

Chapter 3 end.