(Osamu Dazai x Reader) The Choice....(COMPLETED)

Roommate Number Two...

-(2 Days Later)-

(3rd Person POV)

"HUH?!?"

"Yes yes, you heard me." Mori Ougai said, as he handed little Elise a chocolate cupcake.

"Boss....as much as I wish to do what you want....I will not live with this-," Chuuya pointed at Dazai with a glare, "Suicidal idiot." He finished.

"Please, and I don't want a stupid little ginger walking around my house spreading his disease." Dazai replied, stinking his tounge out at Chuuya.

"Welp, with Chuuya's apartment being torn down by enemy forces I have no place for him to stay...and considering that the two of your are partners it'll work out just fine!" He smiled, as Elise wiped her hands on his jacket.

"Ugh..." Dazai glanced out at the view of the city, if he had Chuuya live with him...how was he going to explain the other person whom he also lived with..

"Then it's done! You two shall live with one another until Chuuya-san gets a new home!" 

"Well....shit". Was all Dazai could say to describe how he felt.

-(TIME SKIP)-

As Chuuya opened the door to Dazai's apartment his eyes opened wide, as he dropped his small luggage on the floor. When they looked in, there standing in her pajamas was none other then...

"E-Eh...who this?" (Y/N) asked, glancing at the confused Chuuya. 

"My colleague, he's gonna be living here for awhile." Dazai replied, walking around Chuuya.

"Hold the fuck up-," Chuuya grabbed Dazai by the shoulder, "Who is she?" He asked, staring at Dazai.

"Oh um-," (Y/N) walked over to Chuuya and grabbed his hands, bringing his attention to her, "I don't know what relationship the two of you have...but please don't tell anyone about me! Dazai has been nice enough to protect me and all, and I don't want to see him get hurt because of me!" She cried, making the two men stare at her with wide eyes.

"I-I-I-,"

"Listen dumbass, basically Mori can't know she and I live together-," 

"Okay." Dazai and (Y/N) glanced at Chuuya, who squeezed (Y/N)'s hands softly. "As much as I want Dazai to die and get run over by a train one day."

"Hey-,"

"I don't mind helping you miss (Y/N)."

"Hm, you know me?" (Y/N) asked, pointing at herself.

"Mhm, Dazai talks about you all the time. Plus I rememeber meeting you when Dazai risked his ass and shot his own man to save you." (Y/N) glanced at Dazai, who just stood there in silence.

"No....I don't, shut your tiny ass up-," 

"Ah, and there was the time he left work early for some reason, I wonder why?" Chuuya grinned, making Dazai cough.

"Chuuya..."

"Yes suicidal moron?"

"I think I left your hat in the trash can near the store~"

"Huh-," Chuuya looked in his bag, and to his shock and horror....it wasn't there.

"DAZAI YOU BASTARD!" 

"You better hurry, the dump truck should be coming soon~" he grinned, Chuuya growled before opening the door and running out of the apartment. Dazai laughed and turned to (Y/N), who had an irritated look on her face.

"What?"

"Jeez Dazai, you didn't have to be mean to him." She said, placing her hands on her hips.