Friday Night Funkin' Oneshot Collection Book

[S] Pico X Female!Reader

//Welcome to the female version of the last fic! This has the exact same timing, writing style, and plot as the last one but it's fitted to females instead of males. Like I said last time, I will do this with every smut fanfic I write!

Plot: You and Pico have to go shopping for new clothes. By you and Pico, you dragged Pico to the mall so you can buy new clothes. Eventually after picking out clothes, you started trying stuff on and asked Pico what he thought of them. Some outfits were just too much for Pico to handle.

TWS: Strong language, mention of firearms (guns), derogatory terms (aka slut shaming).

Word count: 2335 words

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3rd P.O.V

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(Y/N) sat on the couch, scrolling through Instagram. Pico sat next to her, flickering through their Netflix account. Pico couldn't find a single good damn thing to watch. He sighed, letting his head lean back on the couch. (Y/N) looked up to Pico, raising an eyebrow at him.

"Is something wrong?" (Y/N) asked, stopping her scrolling.

"Yeah. I'm bored," Pico said, turned his head slightly to look at (Y/N). (Y/N) thought for a second before she sprung up.

"Let's go to the mall!" She shouted, her phone now slapped onto her thigh. Pico groaned, rolling his eyes.

"Are you fuckin' serious? I don't wanna go to the damn mall," Pico glared slightly at (Y/N), not in the mood for her shit right now.

"Yes, I'm serious! I need clothes. I've been meaning to go and now is the perfect chance!" (Y/N) explained, tugging on Pico's arm. "Please, Pico? I know you don't like going to places like that but for me?" (Y/N) asked, giving Pico a pouty face with puppy dog eyes. Pico looked down before rolling his eyes, standing up and reaching onto the table, grabbing his Uzi.

"Fine. Get up," Pico commanded, growling a little in raw frustration.

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(Y/N) ran around the mall, dragging Pico around with her as she ran from store to store to store. Sometimes Pico being a hitman had its benefits. They had finally arrived at (Y/N)'s (F/S) (Favourite Store) and (Y/N) was spending quite a bit of time here. She had collected two armfuls of clothes and was going to try them on. She grinned as she ran into a dressing room, leaving Pico to wait and judge the clothes she had grabbed.

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Pico's P.O.V

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(Y/N) had dragged me to the mall, for starters. Then makes me wait as she tries on how much clothes? She better look fine as fuck or I'm gonna start shootin' shit. I let out a huff, trying to get comfortable as I knew I would be here a while. I heard one of the doors opening and looked up from my phone and saw (Y/N) walking out. She had (Colour) skinny jeans on with a (Colour) crop top. I remember her grabbing these two pieces specifically saying they would look amazing on her and damn, she was right. I basically undressed her with my eyes, looking her up and down time after time again. My favourite thing about (Y/N) was her waist. It was curved into a bit more of an hourglass shape and it was the hottest shit ever.

"Damn, babygirl. Better change out of that before I undress you my damn self," I said, smirking as her face heated up slightly.

"You're supposed to comment on it, dick. Does it look good?" She asked me, turning around so I could see the back. I, instead, focused on her fat ass that was in front of me. I started mentally drooling, biting my lip.