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#9

Lordexplosionmurder: I think I got fucked over last night.

Icyhotthot: Huh, you don't say.

Lordexplosionmurder: All I remember was my head under cold water.

Icyhotthot: Tf, you're a dumb bitch I hope you know.

Lordexplosionmurder: Fuck you, tho in my defense I didn't know what was going on. Everything was going on so fast.

Icyhotthot: Bruh, what you on about? You good there fam?

Lordexplosionmurder: I went to the dentist and got laughing gas dude. It was a weird experience.

Icyhotthot: So in other words you got high on anesthesia? 💀

Lordexplosionmurder: Idk man, I think so.

Icyhotthot: No wonder you were acting stupid.

Lordexplosionmurder: Go to hell hoe.

Icyhotthot: Tf, if anything I'm going to heAven.

Lordexplosionmurder: Oh yeah I forgot cause you're a lamb of the lord. My ass you are.

Icyhotthot: Don't be jealous just cause you don't have a good relationship with the lord. It's not too late tho.

Lordexplosionmurder: I told you I ONLY believe in science.

Icyhotthot: Clearly I can tell. You're just a lost lamb, how sad.

Lordexplosionmurder: You know what's sad? Being so fixated on things that aren't real.

Icyhotthot: Maybe, but you know what's even sadder? Meeting and screwing countless of people just because you haven't found the right one.

Lordexplosionmurder: Least I'm not a virgin.

Icyhotthot: I'm saving that for someone special.

Lordexplosionmurder: So I wasn't special enough for when we were dating?

Icyhotthot: I thought you said we couldn't mention that?

Lordexplosionmurder: It was just a question idiot.

Icyhotthot: I'd rather not say then.

Lordexplosionmurder: Pussy.

Icyhotthot: I don't have time to argue with you, I have classes brb.

Lordexplosionmurder: Hope you fail.