Lordexplosionmurder: This conversation is fucking awkward.
Icyhotthot: It's only awkward if you make it awkward.
Lordexplosionmurder: Yeah cause texting your ex who randomly disappeared and comes back years later isn't awkward.
Icy...
Icyhotthot: Aye how's your world domination going?
Lordexplosionmurder: The hell are you talking about?
Icyhotthot: Fuck wrong chat.
Lordexplosionmurder: Smh.
Icyhotthot: Ngl. Whenever I text you I can't help but laugh.
Lordexplosionmurder: BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN TO YOU?!
Icyhotthot: More like a Pomeranian.
Lordexplosionmurder: Bitch I dyed my hair.
Icyhotthot: Wait, like really?
Lordexplosionmurder: Nah bitch. I'm playing. My momma said ✨no✨
Icyhotthot: You're a ✨momma's boy✨
Lordexplosionmurder: Bitch least my momma ain't locked up in a hospital.
Icyhotthot: True true 😌
Lordexplosionmurder: I- fuck I'm sorry I didn't mean that.
Icyhotthot: Nah it's cool.
Lordexplosionmurder: Fuck. What do I say next?
Icyhotthot: Tell me what a threesome is.
Lordexplosionmurder: It's when you share a candy with two people.
Icyhotthot: Who the hell likes sharing?
Lordexplosionmurder: People who believe "sharing is caring."
Icyhotthot: Like. I wouldn't mind sharing my stuff, but like when it comes to my food it's like, "nah bitch buy your own I bought this for me, myself, and I."
Lordexplosionmurder: You would share your food with me tho-
Icyhotthot: That's because you would give me your soba on Tuesday's.
Lordexplosionmurder: I would spit in it just so you know.
Icyhotthot: No wonder it tasted broke.
Lordexplosionmurder: T c h
Icyhotthot: S i g h
Lordexplosionmurder: Did you really type sigh?
Icyhotthot: Yeah. I keep sighing that's why.
Lordexplosionmurder: Let me guess you have ✨ depression ✨
Icyhotthot:
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Icyhotthot: Ngl, but Willy Wonka's hot.
Lordexplosionmurder: I always made fun of his hair.
Icyhotthot: You're a bad nut.
Lordexplosionmurder:
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Icyhotthot: So am I. Imma hit the pillows, I'll text you later.
Lordexplosionmurder: I would appreciate it if you didn't.
