Lordexplosionmurder: This conversation is fucking awkward.
Icyhotthot: It's only awkward if you make it awkward.
Lordexplosionmurder: Yeah cause texting your ex who randomly disappeared and comes back years later isn't awkward.
Icy...
Icyhotthot: Okay let me rant. I was doing my job alright? And then this guy comes in, he smells awful, he also has a bad attitude, and he's smoking a cigarette in a fucking cafe. So I told him politely, "Sir, you can't smoke in here. Please step out or get rid of your cigarette." And then he literally looks at me and says, "Boy these are treasurer's." And I say, "Sir I don't care you can't smoke in here." And this bitch really said, "It's the peppermint hair for me." Like tf, who does he think he is?
Lordexplosionmurder: PFFFT. PEPPERMINT HAIR!!! HAHAHAHA- He ain't wrong tho. What did you tell him afterwards?
Icyhotthot: I said, "It's the raggedy coat for me." And he says, "It's the boots for me." So I replied, "Bitch please, these babies are Versace they're worth more than your sad life. Your broke ass could never."
Lordexplosionmurder: I- 💀💀💀
Icyhotthot: He got so pissed and wanted to punch me and I was prepared to yeet his ass but my coworker stepped in and asked him to leave.
Lordexplosionmurder: Shit. Just when it was getting good.
Icyhotthot: Motherfucker had issues.
Lordexplosionmurder: Damn. I'm surprised you're saying bad words. Low key thought you were a Boy Scout.
Icyhotthot: Bitch please.
Lordexplosionmurder: Idk, it's the daddy issues for me.
Icyhotthot: It's the hating your childhood friend because he tried to help you for me.
Lordexplosionmurder: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY YOU ICY HOT BASTARD?!
Icyhotthot: You heard me 💅🏻
Lordexplosionmurder: Speaking of Deku. Bitch got engaged to pink cheeks.
Icyhotthot: That's not surprising. They liked each other since high school. First year right?
Lordexplosionmurder: Yeah think so. I think Deku asked me for advice he wanted to ask pink cheeks out.
Icyhotthot: Damn. What made him think it was a good idea to ask you for advice?
Lordexplosionmurder: Bitch stfu.
Icyhotthot: Wait. How'd you find out? I thought you didn't talk to him at all.
Lordexplosionmurder: I don't. Kirishima told me, they're best friends or sum shit.
Icyhotthot: Damn midoriya really stole your best friend huh?
Lordexplosionmurder: Bitch was never my best friend. I have no friends.
Icyhotthot: Aye we have that in common.
Lordexplosionmurder: Anyways bitch give me advice.
Icyhotthot: No cause you called me a bitch.
Lordexplosionmurder: Motherfucker give me advice.
Icyhotthot: Tf, nah man.
Lordexplosionmurder: JFKCJFNF FUCK YOU THEN.
Icyhotthot: Wait. Advice on what?
Lordexplosionmurder: This girl texted me outta nowhere and is asking me out and shit.
Icyhotthot: Just say yes then.
Lordexplosionmurder: She has a girlfriend and wants to have a threesome but like- I don't do that type of shit.
Icyhotthot: What's a threesome?
Lordexplosionmurder:
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