Lordexplosionmurder: Oi-
You're a poo poo head.Icyhotthot: A poo poo head?
Lordexplosionmurder: SHIT THAT WAS MY BROTHER WHO SAID THAT.
Icyhotthot: I didn't know you had any siblings. Last time I checked you were an only child.
Lordexplosionmurder: YEAH AND? MY PARENTS COULD'VE ADOPTED OR SUM SHIT.
Icyhotthot:
Icyhotthot: No need to get defensive.
Lordexplosionmurder: WHO'S GETTING DEFENSIVE?! I'M FUCKING CALM.
Icyhotthot: Yep this is definitely Bakugou.
Lordexplosionmurder: Ugh whatever. You're still trash.
Icyhotthot: And you're still the same short temper blonde since high school.
Lordexplosionmurder: You've been taking drugs or sum?
Icyhotthot:
Lordexplsionmurder: You're fucking joking.
Icyhotthot: No Bakugou I haven't been taking drugs. How's life?
Lordexplosionmurder: Fucking shitty.
Icyhotthot: It's cause you believe in science.
Lordexplsionmurder: OML-
Icyhotthot: Do you still have contact with Midoriya?
Lordexplsionmurder: Does it look like it? I hated that nerd since we were kids. You really think I'm gonna have contact with him?
Icyhotthot: Well if I remember correctly you hooked up with him once.
Lordexplsionmurder: No I didn't!!
Icyhotthot: Yes you did.
Lordexplosionmurder: The fuck I did not!
Icyhotthot: Yes you did.
Lordexplosionmurder: Shut up you retard!
Icyhotthot:
Lordexplosionmurder: As if I need your love!
Icyhotthot: Moving on. How are you?
Lordexplosionmurder: My ass fucking hurts.
Icyhotthot: Is it hemorrhoids?
Lordexplosionmurder:
Lordexplosionmurder: NO DUMBASS!
Icyhotthot: Then bitch I don't know what's wrong with your ass.
Lordexplosionmurder: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH?!
Icyhotthot: Fuck. Sorry.
Lordexplosionmurder: This conversation is fucking awkward.
Icyhotthot: It's only awkward if you make it awkward.
Lordexplosionmurder: Yeah cause texting your ex who randomly disappeared and comes back years later isn't awkward.
Icyhotthot: Exactly.
Lordexplosionmurder: So are you a pastor or something?
Icyhotthot: Not really. I'm just a lamb of the lord.
Lordexplosionmurder: Yeah ok.
Icyhotthot: Brb, I need to go to work.
Lordexplosionmurder: Huh.
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FanfictionLordexplosionmurder: This conversation is fucking awkward. Icyhotthot: It's only awkward if you make it awkward. Lordexplosionmurder: Yeah cause texting your ex who randomly disappeared and comes back years later isn't awkward. Icy...