Chapter 10: "Mom, dont freak out but I banged an Alien."

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"Halsey had her yearly checkup with the medical staff today, which informed her of the congratulations on her pregnancy and they haven't had a royal baby about to be born since her. Halsey had been so wrapped up with searching for Jake that she thought when was just sick and vomiting from stress not that her newfound love she was searching for had been in love with her also when they kissed on that day she forfeited to Lucifer thinking she had outsmarted Satan, but in actuality been double duped by him instead.

" That's impossib.... Oh fuck I'm pregnant." Halsey said as the thought of Jakes child growing in her made her happy and scared and in denial all at the same time. As the nurses and doctors were clapping and congratulating her made her jump off of the table in the doctors room she was sitting on waiting on her results and sprint out of the door in tears not stopping for anything and heading straight to her mother for help. Halsey stopped outside the door with her hand on the door and blue neon tears flowing down her face she waited before turning the knob of her mothers chambers when she heard "Archy, we need to tell her something." Ripal said pleading to her nephew for help."
"Lie to her and tell her he was killed and never to return so she can move on after mourning for him for awhile." Archy said with a shrug of the shoulders out of ideas. "No! I would Never do such a thing Archibald!" Ripal said "and shame on you for suggesting that!" She finished. Just when she was about to kick Archy out for telling her to lie to her daughter about the update on Jake, Halsey stood in the open doorway with her face covered in blue tears her mother gasped and put her hands up to her own mouth about seeing her beautiful daughter in disarray.

When she heard of the news with Jake, Halsey backhanded wiped away her tears seeming to hear the best news since sliced bread. "So if you don't know where he IAS then he's alive" she said hopeful. She put a protective hand over her unnoticable pregnant stomach when she thought of Jake. She smiled and Archy and the Ripal tilted their heads and scruntched their eyebrows at the sight of Halseys 'Look at me everyone I'm newly pregnant' pose she had going on. Archy broke the silence by mumbling "Well kiss my ass sally we got us a baby on the way" in an condicening joking manner. The Ripal gave a look of the realization that your worst nightmares came true or a look a man that didn't know the process of a colonoscopy looked when the doctor wiggled his way up through his soul through his asshole.

Halsey looked to her mother and confirmed that she would be a grandmother soon. The Ripal through her hand up to her forehead like a actress would and hype up the despair look and fell back towards archy started to faint yelled out " Ohhh myyyy ahhh... " and fell right passed Archy who was supposed to catch her in the trust fall. Instead she flopped on the floor with a loud "thud" instead.

"Mother!" Halsey ran to her to make sure she was okay. She arrived with Ripals eyes starting to flow in blue tears now on her side started yelling and pitching a fit said "nooooo!! Immmmmmm too younggggggg tooooo beeeeee ollddddddddddd!!!! Iiiiiiiiiiiimmmmm nottttttt readdyyyyyyyyyy ttooooooooo beeeeee aaaaaaaaaa grandmotherrrrrrrrrr!!! Archyyyyy puttt mere outttt offff my miseryyyyyyyy!!! She yelled from the floor with both hands up to Archy like a child would when they wanted mommy or daddy to pick them up cause they got a boo boo. Archy got a puzzled look and then looked like he had just thought of the greatest thing in the world with his realization looked to his left like someone had called his name and said to nobody "Yes' I'm on my way!" He yelled.

"I have to go, someone is calling me and said its a life of death sort of thing that can't wait " Archy said as he was trying to make a break for it looking to the direction the pretend voice called for him and back to the Ripal. Ripal started yelling "No Archibald! Get back hereeeeee!" She continued trying to get up and stop him "Don't you do it!! Don't thou leave meeee!!! She said to a now Sprinting Archibald that looked as if the gun had shot for the Olympics and he was doing The 100 meter dash right out the door.

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