The New Prince of Darkness (M!Reader X High School DXD)

Chapter 11: Problems Arise

We were in class right now, it was just our free period.

Y/N: "What's wrong dude, you tired?"

Issei: "Yeah, I had a weird dream that kept me up almost the whole night"

Motohama: "If your talking about a wet dream start spilling right now"

Y/N: "Why the fuck do you wanna know about his wet dreams? You run out of fap material or some shit like that?"

Issei: "It wasn't"

Asia: "Oh no, I'm so sorry I would have helped had I known. Although it now makes sense why you sleep so late"

Issei: "Yeah, hey I meant to thank you for coming to wake me up this morning"

Matsuda and Motohama: "What?" Motohama slams Issei's desk

Motohama: "Wait your morning wake up call is Asia?"

Issei: "Woah we live together so it's no biggie, dude were in each other's rooms all the time"

Asia: "Issei is so funny always wondering in while I'm changing"

Y/N: "I gave you my baseball bat for a reason Asia, you can hit him with it"

Issei: "You did what?"

Y/N: "Oh never mind, looks like your already hitting him enough"

Issei: "Ya know what screw you"

Matsuda: "Well shit, she probably serves breakfast in bed too"

Issei: "What am I supposed to do huh? Her french toast rules"

Y/N: "Nah he just goes down and eats it with us"

Issei: "HEY"

Asia: "Oh stop, your making me blush"

Motohama: "Why are all these hot girls throwing themselves at this guy"

Matsuda: "It doesn't make any sense it's like they haven't seen his face"

Motohama: "My good man, I don't think it would hurt anything if you spread the wealth a little. And introduced us to 1 or 2 ladies" He claps his hands together sort of in a praying position "Oh great one do this for us only you have the power"

Y/N: "Oh boy you should not give him the ego for that"

Issei: "I don't know what to tell ya man (Not like I can say they're all devils)"

Motohama: "If you set me up with an introduction I swear you will be rewarded accordingly"

Issei: "Uhhh accordingly like what exactly?"

Motohama: "Well, tell me how does a VIP room sound"

Y/N: "Oh boy I can see where this is going and exactly how it'll end up"

Issei: "Wait we can work something out" He took out his phone and looked like he was texting someone "I do know someone who's pretty... Interesting"

Matsuda and Motohama: "You mean it?"

Issei: "And we did talk about meeting up today"

Matsuda and Motohama: "Oh shit"

Issei: "And my friends join us"

Matsuda: "Oh you da man so what's she like?"

Issei: "Well, I'll definitely say a virgin no doubt about that"

Matsuda and Motohama: "A virgin"

Matsuda: "That's right son"

Motohama: "Awesome, tell us her name"