The Inazumic man sat on your couch asleep, you felt the look of disgust cover your face. He was disgraceful, acting so comfortable in your office, you ought to just smack him awake. Though he looked to peaceful for you do so- pfft you didn't care you took a pillow from the chair across from him and threw it as hard as you could. He didn't wake, you didn't kill him at least you hoped, you'd die from killing a Harbinger for what? Sleeping, like every other person?
You walked over towards him and held your finger underneath his nose, good you could still feel him breathing, you sat down on the opposite side and studied his figure. He was quite slender, honestly he didn't seem to be much of a threat looking off looks, but you couldn't speak of things like that, you were practically built the same just, you know, a female version? After a while you grew bored and decided you needed a plan to wake up this pesky Harbinger.
"Aha!" it came to you all at once, you would need one special guest though, you wondered where they were at currently.
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"So what is it you want?- Is he asleep? Seriously?" you nodded, "God for one asshole he seems to get comfortable fast," the person stood over the unconscious male thinking deeply.
"I was thinking we should take his hat," you added trying to break the silence.
"Now wouldn't it be funny to see him in a dress?" The person turned around facing you an evil grin on their face.
"I'm starting to like you, Childe" you found a random dress in your closet and handed it to him;
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(i'm sorry but Scaramouche if he wore this I-)
You stepped out of the room as Childe turned Scaramouche into, as he liked to say, a baddie with a flattie...
When you returned back into the room Childe threw Scaramouche's clothes at you and smirked.
"Wow that was kind of you wasn't it?" you grinned and put on the clothes, then you put on the hat. You could barely see for Scaramouche must've had a ginormous head. Also the sleeves (since Scaramouche was still a few inches taller than you) fell past your fingertips, you weren't a fan of his pants he wore with it so you grabbed a pair of shorts out of your closet that seemed to match. Childe looked at you as you walked out and chuckled, "Got something to say Pretty-boy?"
"Yeah, you look like a kid in their parents clothes!" he burst out into a fit of laughter from his own joke. You sighed and put your head down, so now Childe could see how huge the hat really was.
You heard grumbling coming from the couch and looked over and began to quickly sit down, pretending you were awaking too. Childe snickered before hiding behind the couch so he could hear everything.
"What happened- ARE YOU WEARING MY CLOTHES?"
"Why are you yelling- ARE YOU WEARING MY DRESS?"
"ANSWER ME FIRST" You both yelled at the same time, then as if in sync you both huffed, crossed your arms and turned your heads upwards. He stayed silent so you took this as your chance.
"Isn't a girl wearing a guy's clothes normally seen as sensual?" you smirked at him, he became flustered, his ears turned red.
"Did you put me in this dress?" he looked you in the eyes with a curious stare. You shrugged.
"What if I did?"
"I'd kill you."
"I want to see you try," You smirked.
"Why you little-" sparks flew off his body and an imaginary tick mark was above his head.
You got closer to him and put your face inches away from his, "hmm? What was that?" you leaned closer as he fell back onto the couch. He shoved you away with one hand the other covering his mouth.
"Aww so you don't wanna play with me? Isn't this the side of me you wanted?"
"If this is that side of you then count me out," he muttered.
You chuckled, as this whole thing went down Childe was behind the couch holding back laughter.
"Well then I guess there's no fun happening today," you sat back down and got ready for what you were gonna say next, "Do you hate me? Or are you just scared?"
"Pfft- Me? Scared? You must be delusional!" He sprouted back.
"To me you seem to be," You turned your head as he slammed your back against the couch.
"Is this what you wanted?"
<3~Author's Notes~<3
Sorry this took longer than expected :( I've been busy with school and stuff,
