The Impenetrable Harbinger | Scaramouche

Pity

"Tell me what you know about the Pyro Archon."

A soft hum came out of Zhongli's mouth. 

"The Pyro Archon you say? Well I don't know much I suppose I'll tell you what I know," Scaramouche and Childe sat back down sending each other constant death glares. Colombine on the other hand simply leaned her head on the palm of her hand carefully memorizing the words that came out of the Geo Archon's mouth, she would've preferred to refer to him as such though she was quite certain that Childe didn't quite yet know about such. 

"The Pyro Archon is also known as the Goddess of War, she is truly ruthless and seemed to be as one would say, uncaring. Her people would praise her and worship her though she measly gave them nothing in return." The man took a drink before continuing. 

"Her land is quite a land mine as she likes to experiment on it and test how she can gain more power. She is said to have fiery red locks of hair that seem to look like the color of blood. She often carried around a claymore in battle as it was a large weapon that showed her raw power, she claimed. " The man sighed. 

"She killed many innocent people and Celestia looks down upon her, though her power is terrifying. And I'm afraid that's all I know." 

"That's quite alright you gained me a lot of new information for my mission, thank you," the women smiled at him as she turned to Scaramouche. 

"O-oh no I'm not looking for information at the moment I'm quite alright," the man shook his head slightly causing his hat to let out a faint jingle. 

"I was going to ask how you're progressing not about if you needed something." 

"I knew that!" Scaramouche snapped back crossing his arms, "I'm doing quite well as of now all I need is for the Tsaritsa's approval and I'll be ahead in no time!" He huffed as Colombine clicked her tongue in annoyance. 

Childe laughed at Scaramouche's response and thought it was his turn to speak when Columbine turned her attention to him, "For me I'm doing the BEST!"

"Is that so? Please inform me," Columbine held back a chuckle.

"I met this so called, Traveler, I believe his name was Aether? He trusted me and I heard a conversation between him and another!" the ginger looked like a puppy getting told good job as he bounced up and down waiting to be praised, "The gnosis is in the Golden House! I'm sure of it!" 

"Well then, I sure hope you retrieve it soon. Or would you like us to call Signora to lend you hand?" Columbine smirked knowing that Signora was already on her way to Liyue as they spoke. 

"Honestly I could step in if it's too much for you, Childe," Scaramouche plastered a smirk on his face as well as picking on Childe was his favorite hobby. 

Childe clicked his tongue in annoyance, "Whatever just let's get going!" he stood up and gestured for the others do to the same. 

Columbine chuckled as she could see a red tint on Childe's ears proving he was embarrassed. Scaramouche followed after Columbine and looked at her deep in thought that he didn't even notice that she was talking to him. 

"Scaramouche, Scaramouche? Oh for crying out loud are you just going to stare at me?" She snapped her head back and glared at him. 

"Can't you see I was thinking? Not everything is about you!" Scaramouche stopped and glared back at the petite girl gritting his teeth when she smirked.

A/n Notes

Sorry I've been gone :P