The Impenetrable Harbinger | Scaramouche

Flirtatious~

"Is this what you wanted?" the purple haired man had you pinned to the couch his face inches from yours. But one thing, he was in your dress, you were in his attire. His hat currently sat behind the couch you were currently on. 

"Mmm, your ass is still flat even in a dress, pity."

"H-HAH!?" He fell back turning red instantly you let out a snort. Childe was bursting out laughing behind the couch now. He got up and just laughed hysterically. 

"I-i'm sorry I couldn't help it," The ginger wiped his tears from his eyes as he mocked the  Balladeer's movements, "Is this what you wanted?' OH LAWD TSARITSA HAVE MERCY!"

The Inazumic man started chasing around knock-off Ed Sheeran. You simply giggled as you have really never interacted with the Harbingers other than Childe and the occasional Signora when she needed a favor. See in the group of Harbingers your position was really the most odd, you created poison and were the only harbinger that held a geo vision. Though many seemed you as weak since you were a female, plus you were only around 19 so many just claimed you bought your way in already knowing it was impossible. 

"Colombine save me!" Tartaglia ran behind you as you came back to reality. This was one of the first times you were called by your name you normally preferred to be called 'Miss' or 'Number Two' preferably you even preferred 'Little Dove' your official Harbinger name over 'Colombine'

"Now now I'm sure Scaramouche isn't gonna hurt you, at least not while he's in my dress," You turned around and held Childe close to you as if you were his mother. Scaramouche scoffed.

"You're really gonna protect that thing?" 

"Why wouldn't I? He's practically my annoying little brother at this point."

"Waa! You think of me as your little brother!" Childe squealed as you nodded immediately regretting it. You sighed.

"You were the first harbinger to talk to me," You smiled as you let go of the male going to sit back at your desk. While Childe was busy crying that you thought of him as family Scaramouche sat down in front of your desk and started up a conversation. 

"So you don't seem to get along with the others if that is what you see as family," Childe gasped and sat down to sit next to Scaramouche as they both intently listened for you reply. 

"Hmm, that seems to be the case," You nodded not taking your eyes off the papers in your hand.

"But why is that Colo? Do you care if I call you Colo?" you shook your head as you knew this boy wasn't gonna take no for an answer. 

"I guess you could say they see me as a whore, though I'm not sure if that's the correct wording," the boys stayed silent as you continued, "See since I'm a female and I'm fairly young they doubt me."

"But Signora is young and a women too?"

"Yes, but Signora also spits on people for fun, at funerals." 

"I guess you're right but," Scaramouche stayed quiet as he watched you speak with Childe with such a professional tone on such a controversial topic.

"So what your saying is they're a bunch of misogynistic assholes?" Scaramouche finally spoke to which you hummed. 

"You could phrase it that way yes."

"Then why don't you just kill them?" 

"I prefer doing things in a, cautious matter," you showed him your documents which contained every piece of information on each harbinger you could want, from their embarrassing childhood memory to the exact date of their last nightmare, everything. 

"H-how do you get a-all of this?" Scaramouche stumbled over his words as he saw that even he had his own packet filled with information. 

"We all have our own secrets no?" Scaramouche settled down realizing he had nothing he was scared of her knowing, "Though let's get you out of that dress, hm?" 

<3~Author's Notes~<3 

Gyahh! Sorry for being away for so long my mind has been going blank on what to write :(

Though, I did just finish the Jujutsu Kaisen manga and anime so expect some of that :D