The Impenetrable Harbinger | Scaramouche

Wake up!

"Can't you see I was thinking not everything is about you!" Scaramouche glared at the petite women, gritting his teeth when he saw a smirk plastered on her face. 

After holding eye contact for a minute Columbine flicked her head back around and walked out the door. This motion cause Scaramouche to jump up and follow after. Of course the women wouldn't forget to make fun of him for this. 

"Aww first I catch you starring now I see you follow me around? Looks like a got myself a little lovesick puppy!~" She cooed at the Harbinger with her signature bubbly smile. Scaramouche scoffed at this motion and rolled his eyes. 

"I didn't believe he could feel the emotion love, but look at him now!" Childe butted in wiping a fake tear, "They grow up so fast!~"

Scaramouche glared at the boy, partially because he forgot he was even here. "Yeah right, like I'd fall for that I have standards y'know?" though it was quite obvious to Columbine he didn't mean of the tips of his ears turned slightly red. 

"Welp! I sure am hungry, you guys wanna grab something to eat?" as Childe spoke the three arrived outside and looked around for possible places they could even grab a bite to eat at. 

"I don't mind, though I'm quite sure none of these people would serve us no matter the amount," Columbine sighed not because she personally was hungry but she knew how annoying Childe got when he was hungry. 

"Why don't you two go try to seduce them or something?" Scaramouche said in all serious not breaking his emotionless stare even when the two looked back at him flustered. 

"Why I never thought I'd see the day!" Childe smiled brightly, "C'mon Colo let's get us some fooood!~" 

Columbine deeply sighed as she watched the red-head skip off glaring once more at The Sixth Harbinger before scoffing and following Childe. Scaramouche on the other hand snickered he thought it would be funny to watch the two heartthrobs of the Fatui try to seduce others for food. 

The Eleventh Harbinger found his way around quite nicely as he's been to Liyue thousands of times before. The Second Harbinger on the other hand skimmed through stands looking for the one that had good food and an easily scam-able vendor. She stopped at a shop that sold grilled mackerel fried eggs. The shop vendor was middle aged man that liked to prove he was single by talking with his hand a lot. 

Columbine took a deep breath knowing she would probably regret this later. 

"Hello sir how much is this?" She asked pointing at the fish trying to see cheerful. Though Columbine may be a similar build to Scaramouche she has something that changes everything, breasts. 

(a/n y'know she's kinda an oc at this point butttttt oh well <3)

"Why hello there miss and what is your name?" the man smirked seeing a gorgeous lady asking to purchase from him. 

"Ahh it's [fake name]!" She beamed at the man she noticed in the back of the stall was a photo of different animals, most likely the mans personal pets. 

"How much were you needing?" 

"Hmm... Not much I was planning on feeding the stray animals near my house as well as my younger sibling!" Luckily due to her bubbly personality and great looks the man fully believed it and fell completely. (talk about down bad yikes)

"Well why didn't you say so sooner? Here have these on the house!" The man handed her a bag full  of food. 

"Oh! Thank you so much next time I'll definitely invite you with me!" She winked at the man and waved as she turned to leave. Walking back over to the group she sighed.

"Jesus what'd you have to do to get all that?" Scaramouche's eyes widened as he seen the difference between the few things Childe got compared to the load you had. 

"I told him I was feeding some stray cats and a younger sibling and flaunted my tits." Columbine said with a straight face as they began to walk towards their inn they were staying at for the night. Scaramouche and Childe flushed at the sudden use of the word.

"Jeez so vulgar Colo," Childe shuddered the word making him visibly uncomfortable. 

"So Childe do you tend to stay after we leave to put your plan into motion?" Columbine avoided his statement. Though she was quite curious if Childe would stay in Liyue or return with them to Snezhnaya. The question also made Scaramouche perk up excited for the answer. 

Childe on the other hand seemed as if his face darken a evil aura surrounding him, "Quite, I plan to make it snappy too," Columbine hummed as a response as they had arrived at the inn. The went into the large shared room they got. 

They ate in peace as each Harbinger had different thoughts racing through their minds, some lewd, cruel, sad, angry, and even a few happy ones here and there. 

They all then slept in their assigned rooms and prepared for the next day. 

A/N 

lol sorry I've been gone for like 4 months I fell out of this book and writing it. But I'm back and I'll try to make more updates for the time being!! 

Also I've realized that this is more of an OC x Scaramouche now sooooo just pretend that you are Columbine! 

Any suggestions or comments don't be afraid to drop here!! 

Thanks for the reads and votes!~ <3 

Sa-yo-nara!~ Author-chan :P