Dont Stop Me Now || Marauder's Social AU

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gryffinwhores

Peter
guys can someone remind me what vera verto does?

Dorcas
you were supposed to learn about it since idk

last month?

Peter
yes ik ik

but guess what

i ✨fORgOt✨

Marlene
well try to remember it

Peter
yea nvm i do now

James
good job petey

Peter
thank you thank you

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interhouse roaches

Sirius
hey whores guess what

Dorcas
1. don't call us that ever again

2. happy birthday?

Lucius
isn't his birthday next week?

Severus
hol' on

lemme just get regulus

sirisswimfloaties

Regulus
fine fine I'm here

yes its next week

Severus
my job here is done

Andromeda
it's quidditch season

sly v gry

first match for the year

Narcissa
and its your last time playing

Andromeda
fine

NEWTS were more important anyways 🙄

Peter
since when did this one start caring about grades

and why is andy not talking to the black cult anymore

Astria
snorted in slughorn's detention

pray for me

Regulus
we'll be at your funeral

Astria
you better

Cedric
oh great Harolds got the blame

Lucius
the one Nott's parents are trying to set him up with?

Leonard
Yeah

Theodore
Embarrassing really

She's great but she's not my type

And not to mention that she's *super bass intro*

Lily
Bitch you are too

Theodore
Whoops

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(dm's between snape.snape and sirisswimfloaties)

Severus
oh my merlin stop looking at potter ffs

Regulus
not my fault he's so perfect

Severus
you're creeping me out