An inspector calls modern police au [ Inspector Goole x reader ]

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2 days later

You're POV:

My eyes dance open to a blinding white light and 2 quiffy shadows.
"Where am I?" She manages to croak out.

The quifs move, one of them bringing a glass of water to her voluminous lips.

I sip like nobodies businesses.

Now at full hydration I get a better look at the two identical silhouettes, MR JOHN AND EDWARD ?!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHERE AM i?"

"We're here to tell you that your archery reconstruction surgery was a success, and you my dear, are in a hospital bed"  Edward and John say in unison.

Suddenly the memories from that night flood back into my brain.
Coole... took me to bed.
We didn't did we?!

No, I remember now, we read all 6 books of the LOTR trilogy...
But then how did you end up here Y/N?

"How did I get hospitalised errrr... Mr Jedward?

The twins had merged once again, clearly running out of stamina from being separated too long.

"Coole had the bright idea to play live action operation, on you..."

"Oh"

"He sneezed and severed an artery... you almost died of blood loss, however; Coole was quick to plug your new hole with a half eaten frube tube and then sent a letter to the hospital.
So in a matter of minutes he managed both end and save your life"

"What a man" I say in awe of how wise and reliable the inspector is.

"Right, well I wouldn't go that fa-"

"MY HERO"

My face distorts into something of anger and confusion.

Hang on, I completely forogt about him trying to put me in jail, I DESPISE THAT MAN.

Something wiggles in the corner of my eye...i look up to the window and see Coole Breathing heavily
VERY
heavily
Against the window.
Our eyes attach... unprovoked he Flips the bird.
Lovley.

The window, now opaque with Coole's gasious spit. He carves something into the steam, it reads "zoS"?

Mr Jedward asks me If I need anything before he leaves, informing Coole that he may not enter.

Coole enters the room like Mo Farah crossing a finish line, out of breath and very sweaty.

You have a visitorrrrr Coole says in a sly manor.
"Who?" You ask...
"Oh, just John Cena"
"Where?"
"There"
"There's no one there..."
"Oh kay"

AN:
OMG Thanks for 1k reads 😌 Coole would be proud.
Sorry for a more boring chapter promise its gonna get wild again soon.