BLIMP POVStraightneing himself up, Coole attempts to cool off from his volcanic outburst. THEY LOCKED HIM OUT?! BUT HES A PAYING CUSTOMER!
Coole's pockets are filled to the brim with cash and seeds, just longing to be spent on some of Hank's famous liquids."LOCKED YOURSELF IN WITH MY SUSPECT, I SEE" Coole chirps with a sprinkling of jealousy.
Before the inspector could utter another grievance, he's interpretted by a faint but oppressive rumble. A distinct rumble even.
"Wait, WHAT?! THERE'S A TRAIN IN THERE NOW, IM GOING TO MISS MY TRAIN!"
Coole clumps together every ounce of strength and begins to mutilate the door at feverish speeds. Diving through it's disheveled frame and racing to catch up with the steam powered vehicle, Coole is too late. Sleigh bells are heard and children's chortles are audibly inhaled, long in the distance. The polar express had already left the Hank's cafe station.
Cooles pov
HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID TO LET Y/N SLIP AWAY AGAIN. I'M GOING TO BE FIRED FOR THIS.
Coole Shakespeares like a leaf. If I can't get my talons on y/n soon I'm fricked. If only I could come up with a creative plan!
As if on cue, the oxygen before Coole starts to agglomerate and darken. Air curdling and contorting into a bulging mass of flesh. Only after 7 minutes did it start to resemble the toothpaste fanatic twin.
"Heard you were having a spot of trouble with your man/LADY friend."
"THEY ARE NOT MY FRIEND!" Coole manages to squawk through blushing cheeks.
The twins, having now completed their materialisation, begin to split. Mr Jedward becoming John and Edward.
"Whatever you say ;)" the twins utter in unison.
Coole ignores this and prepares to spread his wings, ready to catch up with the train.
"If you leave now, you won't get to hear our fool proof criminal catching plan" said John.
"A shame you couldn't hatch it yourself, given your..." Edwards looks coole up and down.
"I HAVE GOT ALL DAY! HURRY UP" rumbles Coole
"Die"
"Wait, What?"
"Die, fake your death"
"Okay"
AN: hello
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An inspector calls modern police au [ Inspector Goole x reader ]
FanfikceAfter a long few decades of dealing with capitalism inspector Goole decides it's time to update his image ... meet inspector Coole a fun loving vsco girl detective. Coole has his eyes on a special someone 👀👀.