Aohane's ask the Naruto Characters

54. Sasuke's stalker

Aohane: Hello everyone

Yina: Alright so shall......we.....begin?

*Aohane and Yina looked by the door and saw Sasuke looking around a bit scared*

Yina: Sasuke what's wrong?

*Sasuke was shocked to hear someone so he was hiding behind the door*

Yina: Sasuke?

*Yina looked behind the door*

Sasuke: Oh it's just you

*They walked together into the room*

Yina: Who did you think I was?

Sasuke: I've got a feeling that someone's stalking me

Aohane: That's weird

Sasuke: Yeah but I stay on my guard

Yina: Alright but on to the question

-------------------------------------------------------

Sasu-Onii-San: Is your favourite food by any chance... Tomato Riceballs?
Obito: Can I see your mask collection? I mean all your masks? And do you ever wear double masks? And do you still have your googles from your genin days?
Juubi: Why do you kill everyone?
Kakashi: How do you think your mask will be removed in the future? And how many masks are you wearing right about... now?
Madara: Why do you break dance in the latest Naruto opening? Is it like a new set of defensive moves, or are you just breakdancing?
Kurama: *whispers to Kurama* Can you keep informing me on any 'special' developments between Naru-Onii-San and Hinata-San? I'll smuggle you some cookies (or anything else you want but only 1 item or set of items per piece of info)
Jiraiya: 50 shades of grey copied your ICHA ICHA paradise but in the real world and became more famous. How do you feel?
Orochimaru: Were you born all snake like with the long tongues and all, or did you or someone else place a jutsu on you to make yo like a snake? And who are you're parents were they like a snake and a human? Cause that would be weird very weird, but then again you are weird yourself, so nothing's impossible!

By Fuyuko

-----------------------------------------------------------

Sasuke: Yes that's true but wait a minute.......YOU'RE THE STALKER!!!!

Yina: Run Sasuke RUN!!!!

*Sasuke ran away*

Obito: Sure.

*Obito points to the picture*

Aohane: Obito, you forgot your hello kitty mask

Obito: Hey! We're not suppossed to talk about that one

Yina: But he's cute

Obito: Shut it!

Aohane: Alright alright just go on with the next question

Obito: *Sigh* I don't wear any double masks and I don't have my goggles from my Genin days

*Obito began to anime cry and he began to look at a picture from his goggles*

Obito: I want my goggles T^T

Juubi: Raaahhhwww!!!

Aohane: Uhm why can't he talk like you guys?

Kurama: He hasn't found his voice

Yina: Alright so can you translate what he is saying?

Kurama: Yeah

Aohane: Why do you want to kill everyone!?

Juubi: Gggrraaawww!!!!

Yina: So what did he say?

Kurama: He said that he was ordered to

Shukaku: No he didn't say that!

Yina: What did he say then?

Shukaku: He thinks it is fun

Son Goku: No he didn't say that either!

Aohane: What did he say then?

Son Goku: He thinks that those humans are insects

*Every demon began to discuss what the Juubi said*

Yina: You don't know what he is saying, do you?

Every demon: Hehe........no

Yina/Aohane: -_-

Yina: On to the next question

Kakashi: I think that my mask is going to be removed when i'm dead and i'm wearing two masks right now

Madara: It were some defensive moves

Hashirama: Aww you don't have to lie Madara

Madara: Quiet!

Hashirama: Now I think of it, it was your idea to break dance

Madara: No it wasn't my idea!

Yina: Haha, you say it wasn't your idea but you're saying that you were break dancing

Madara: Sh!t!

Aohane: On to the next question!

Kurama: No no no! I'm not going to do that!

Aohane: Wow why not?

Kurama: If I do something like that, Naruto is going to let me listen to Babe from Justin Bieber for ten hours

Aohane/Yina: *Gasp*

Aohane: You poor thing

Yina: Naruto! You can't do something like that to Kurama!

Naruto: If he keep his mouth shut i'm not going to do that but otherwise.....

*Naruto smirked to Kurama making him whine*

Aohane: Next question!

Jiraiya: Aohane bring me my teleport machine, i'm going to the real world

Aohane: You're not going anywhere

Jiraiya: T^T

Yina: So Orochimaru, tell us

Orochimaru: My parents died so I don't remember how they were and I couldn't find something about them in their documents. I think i'm born this way but i'm not really sure

Aohane: Alright but it's time to go

Yina: Yeah

Aohane: Bye