Edd x Reader One shot

Preference: Kankers find out you took "their" man dun dun dun!

Thanks,  LivingTrashcan2p0 for the idea!

Ed: You and Ed were walking in to the store hand-in-hand to buy jawbreakers without the knowledge of a certain blonde roaming around. You walked in browsing around genuinely having a good time with Ed. That was before you guys heard...

"Oh, Eddd!" May sang out. You both paused as you slowly turned around .

"Kanker!" Ed shouts. May was beginning to make advances when she saw your hand intertwined. She looked at you and glared, ears practically steaming as she charged at you.

"What do you think you're doing?!" May shouted at you.

"What? Am I not aloud to hold my boyfriend's hand?" You sassily reply. At that, May's face took one of 'dumbstruck'.

"W-what?" She stuttered.

"That's right, 'boyfriend', so step off...missy." You grit and pull a giggling Ed out of the store leaving behind a very confused and dumfounded May Kanker.

Edd: All day Marie wouldn't stop bothering Double D. The nerve of her to flirt with your boyfriend. You wanted to stop this and put an end to it so you took Double and kissed him in front of a shell shocked Marie Kanker.

"B-Bbu-Bu-BB-l" She stuttered.

"Bu-Bu-B-Bu-Back Off!

Needlessly to say she stopped going after your boyfriend.

Eddy: You and Eddy were out eating ice-cream when a certain someone was passing by.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here." Lee stopped in front of the both of you. Eddy froze.

"What are you doing, Lee?" You ask sternly.

"Aww, am I interrupting your little date." 

"You, better stop."  You warn.

"Or what?"

"Or else I'll tell the whole school you didn't stop wetting the bed until 5th grade." (lmao I have no dea.) Lee paled.

"Y-You wouldn't." She says nervously.

"I would. So if I were you, I'd march right on out of here and leave my big fat nose out of business that not  mine. Got it?" (Again lmao). Lee practically ran out sight in fear.

"Damn." Eddy mutters pulling you into him, you smile and continue to eat your ice.

Whew, hope this was a good. Honestly it would probably be the end of the world if you took the Ed's away from them. Like you you take away their oxygen and they can't breathe. Okay rant done. Again, if you want to see anything Kanker related let me know, but I think we all know how that's gonna be so...Bye!

Peace!