Edd x Reader One shot

What's Under The Hat?

Smut Warning!

You were curious to know what was under Edd's hat. You are his girlfriend and he has yet to tell you what is under. It frustrated you to no end, you'd think he'd tell YOU of all people, but he hasn't. You were gonna have to come up with a plan though.

"Hey baby, what's up?" You ask as you entered Edd's room.

"O-oh hi, _____, I didn't expect to see you today." He stutters. You walk over and peck his cheek earning a cute blush in return.

"Thought I'd surprise you that's all." You smile up at him. You place kisses on his neck and feel him shiver against your touch which in return made you smirk. You lift your hand up to the hem of his hat and try to lift it up, of course you were stopped.

"N-No, I told you, babe, not yet." He tells you, adjusting his hat. You pout.

"Babe, why? Why not? Come on, I should know by now. I'm your girlfriend, I should know." You tried to make yourself convincing, adding a sniffle to make a point.

"Babe, don't cry. You're right, I should show you, but wait." Edd got this look on his face.

"What?" You ask.

~*~

Edd had you pinned to the bed. This cheeky boy was really something else. Your eyes widened in shock but then a devious look crossed your face. With a chance given to you, you tug of his hat and curiously look at what was finally exposed. Nothing but a thick, mass of (black/blonde whichever you choose) head of hair. It was nothing but hair. No exposed brain, no mutant growing on his head (conspiracy theories. Let me know what you think is under his hat below). You tug at his hair and bring your lips together.

"Oooh," You cry out. "D!"

"Happy now?" He smirks.

"No, I think I need more convincing." You purr. Your boyfriend grunts and attacks your neck with kisses leaving you breathless and blissful. He ruts against you and you let out a high pitched moan, he smirks in satisfaction. Cheeky boy. Time to get to the nitty-gritty.

"I-I haven't even told t-the guys..." Edd groans and he thrusts into you. You've made a mess of his hair, running and playing with it, it was just so soft and smelled really good.

"Ahhhh! I...I feel...special...harder!" you croak. Double D kisses between the valley of your breasts, sticky with sweat. The room smelling of it and his musk.

"Edd! I'm...getting..close." You give a harsh tug and he gives a sound deep in his throat.

"M-Me..Too..."

Edd goes the fastest he's ever done. Surprising since he's usually careful and gentle. Maybe it's the hair and how you keep pulling on it.

"Ready!" he yells.

"3...2...1! GO!"

You both release and you shiver in shake as you feel warmth consume you. He goes for a little bit longer before he stops and collapses beside you breathing heavily.

"Man..that was..good." You say in between breaths.

"Yeah...sure was." He kisses your temple.

You both cuddle. You smile at the fact you now know the big secret under your boyfriends hat before anyone, leaving them with a mystery in their minds.

I'm super sorry for the late update. Yes, I'm alive lol. I apologize for the crappy smut, I did kind of rush because I just wanted this ready and published. Thanks and I'll see you real soon. Muah!