Madea Directs the New Directions(Glee Fanfiction)

The Visit

Hi my name is Mercedes Jones and I want to tell you about the time my great aunt Mabel "Madea" Simmons coached my glee club for a week.

March 2, 2012
Dear journal

Okay so today started out pretty good until my mom called me during lunch and told me that my great aunt Madea was coming to stay with us for a week. Don't get me wrong I love Madea but she can be a little bit too much some times. Anyway my mom told me she was getting in today and she was going to come and pick me up after glee rehearsals. I was a little on edge the rest of the day until I got to glee club...

I walk to the choir room pushing Artie's wheelchair while looking behind me talking to Santana and Brittany. As soon as we sat down in our chairs Mr. Schue and Ms. Pillsbury walked in. "Alright guys settle down we're going to have our last performance for the week and then I have an announcement." Will said before he and Emma took their seats and Blaine and Cooper walk up to the front of the room.

"Okay guys since Cooper is headed off to Cali tomorrow we wanted to perform for you ag-" Before Blaine could finish his sentence he was interrupted by a 6'0 tall grey haired women. "Heller!" Madea walked in and greeted. I slouched down in my seat and put my hand over my face hoping she wouldn't notice me. Will stood up and walked over to her.

"Hello my name is Will Schuester how my I help you?" He greeted with his hand out. Madea looked at him before saying "Oh so proper. My name is Mabel Madea Simmons nice to you-er. Um I don't shake people's hands honey people don't like to wash their hands. But yes you can I'm looking for my niece Mercedes oh there she is." Damn! Everybody looks over at me and so does Madea. "Girl if you don't get up and show me some respect" Madea said to me. I got up and went to hug her and told hello.

"Why don't you join us for glee rehearsals today Mrs. Simmons?" Will asked. "I would love to thank you-er. So proper. And you can call me Madea" She replied. I just went to sit back hoping glee practice would go by fast so I could get her out of here. Blaine and Cooper got back to business and belted out a duet of Hanson's MMMBop. When they were finished Mr. Schue addressed the class with his big announcement.

"Okay so guys as of Monday I'll be going on vacation for a week. Yes Rachel?" he asked when he noticed her hand up. "What about glee club? You're not gonna just leave us with coach Sylvester for week right Mr. Schue?" All the members of the glee club started to moan at the thought of being left with coach sue for a week. "Well she is the co-director of the club guys. It won't be that bad I'll talk to her okay?" he said I couldn't do anything but roll my eyes at the thought of being stuck with Sue Sylvester for a whole week. I felt a sharp pain in my left arm and look over at Madea " Girl you betta show some respect before I snatch your eyes out the socket and show what it looks like to roll your eyes." she said to me. I sat up straight and said "yes ma'am it's just that coach Sylvester is kinda-" "A psycho path" I was interrupted by Finn.

"Alright guys she's not that bad anymore. She's helping us get to nationals." Will interrupted before the conversation could go any farther. Madea looked at me and then the rest of the club before standing up and walking over to Mr. Schue and said "Okay I'll make this easy for you I'll be here for a week so I'll take your place while you're gone." My eyes all most popped out of their sockets. Will looked at her for a second and then looked towards the glee club and asked "So what do you guys think Mrs. Simmons I mean Madea and Sue for a week?" Everybody agreed to it except me because this can't end well. "Then I guess its settled Madea welcome to the New Directions." Will said. I'm just sitting here with my jaw slacked wondering what the hell just happened.

Quinn looked at me and nudged me getting my attention. I looked at her and she mouthed 'you okay' and all I could do was nod my head at her...

... So journal that's how my day went from good to crazy as hell. Imma be stuck with both Madea and Sue Sylvester for a week. Pray for cause there's no way this is going to end well. I guess I'll keep you updated and document this week just in case I have to bail Madea out of jail. Until next time.

Mercy!