Madea Directs the New Directions(Glee Fanfiction)

Is She Foreal?

March 7, 2012
Well journal today was Cray Cray. All I can say is Madea is a fool but I love her anyway…..

I'm one of the last people to get into the choir room because I had to stop and talk to Señora. Alano about a project she assigned. Lucky for me I didn't have to have Mr. Schue when he was a Spanish teacher. Anyway as soon as I walked into the choir room I noticed Rachel wasn't in here. When I looked over at Finn he looked sad. I know Rachel yelling at him yesterday was really getting to him so I'm making a mental note to talk to her.

I take my seat in the back row next to Santana and Brittany. We acknowledge each other just as Sue and Madea walk in the room. I can't look at Sue the same way ever again after all those stories Madea told me last night. Sue was the first to speak when she said "Alright No Directions who wants to start us off with their song." Finn was the first to raise his hand. When he got up Madea and Sue took their seats. He walked over to Brad at the piano and told him his song choice then he nodded to the band and they began to play.

"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
It's not warm when she's away.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And she's always gone too long
Anytime she goes away.

Wonder this time where she's gone
Wonder if she's gone to stay
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And this house just ain't no home
Anytime she goes away."

Half way through the song my eyes caught a glimpse of movement by the door. When I looked towards it I saw Rachel with tears in her eyes.

"And I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, 
Hey, I oughtta leave young thing alone
But ain't no sunshine when she's gone

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
Only darkness every day.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And this house just ain't no home
Anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away."

When Finn was finished he looked even sadder as he whipped away a tear and I noticed Rachel wasn't at the door anymore. When he went to go sit down Madea looked at him and said "Boy when you going through bad stuff don't listen to that sad music cause it will have you in tears. Put on some of that hip hop cause half that stuff ain't got any meaning to it." Finn dried the rest of his tears and smiled a small smile while saying "Yes ma'am Madea but you sound like you've been through this before?" Madea nodded her head and said "Yeah once a man treated me wrong and I turned on my radio and Luther Vandross was singing about furniture and I stated crying." Sam asked "Furniture?" Madea replied "Yes furniture he said 'A chair is still a chair even when theirs no one sitting there.' then I started crying." As soon as Madea started singing a little Luther I got chills.

Finn started nodding his head that he understands were she was coming from. Half way through a very interesting performance of 'Tonight is the night' by Tina who was looking at Mike the whole time I get the feeling that someone is staring at me. When I take a glance to my right I see Sam staring at me. When he realizes that I was looking back at him he looked away quickly. His cheeks and the top of his ears were a light shade of pink.

When Tina got finished pretty much everyone new what she and Mike were going to be doing tonight. Sue stood up and said "Well that was pretty good Asian number one. Dea which one of these pimple faced loser do you wanna see perform next?" Before Madea could reply Brittany raised her hand and when Madea nodded at her to let her know she could ask her question Brittany asked "Is Mercedes your daughter?"

Everyone looked at Brittany like she had two heads and I'm wondering where in the world did that question just come from. Madea looked at me wondering if she was being serious and I shook my head telling her not to saying anything with my eyes. Madea looks at Britt and when she realizes she is serious she starts nodding her head and says "Oh okay I get it the mall is open but ain't nobody shopping."

When I looked over at Santana she looked livid and before I could stop her from doing anything stupid she was out her seat and was in Madea's face. Santana said "Are you fucking crazy? Nobody talks bad about Brittany. Debe haber golpeado la cabeza. Voy a todos Lima Heights en el culo." Sue was able to get a hold of Santana before she was able to swing on Madea. Madea held up her finger and walked over to her purse and when she walked back she got right in Santana's face and said "First of all who the hell you talking to and speak English. Second have you lost your damn mind?" Madea held up her purse in front of Santana's face open and said "Look in there. I have more weapons in there then the United States Army and trust me I know how to use them." Santana stopped struggling in Sue's arms when she looked in Madea's purse. Madea went on to say "Little girl you don't know me I shot Tupac." As soon as she said that everyone started looking at each other wondering if she was telling the truth. Madea followed up her statement but saying "I didn't kill him though that wasn't me." When she noticed the shocked expressions on everyone's face she explained further by saying "What we were arguing over a parking spot." Everyone went from looking at Madea to looking at me to see if she was telling the truth…..

… All I could do was hang my head. Oh shit I'll be back in a few to finish telling the story. Satan's calling I need to check on her.

Mercy Me!