The Mind of a Player

The Guide to being Player

Sup. My name's Aden. I don't like to sugarcoat stuff so let me get to the point. I'm a player. Always have been always will be. Nothing and I mean nothing will convince me to stop. It's in my blood.

If my dad has taught me anything it's that a player will fall in love eventually and stop playing. If I'm a player than he must've been right? Or was my mom a player? Who cares; like I said it's in my blood no matter who it comes from.

I've played girls since before I found out what it was. I found out when I was 9 years old. I'm 16 now so I've been going on for 7+ years strong. Can nobody stop me? Answer: Hell to the no.

"Daddy I have 3 girlfriends."
"Aden don't do that women have feelings and are very sensitive."
"Dad none of them care."
"You told them?"
"Yes daddy they need to know"
"Aden... If your gonna do that don't tell them. Save their feelings."
"Dad I think I know something about girls but okay."
"Son you'll fall in love one day"
"No I won't"
"Natasha do you hear him."
"Mmmmmmhmmm"

I had that conversation with my parents when I was about 5 years old. Dad always told me that girls would be throwing themselves at me. I didn't think he meant literally. I say that because girls constantly ring my bell. Whether it's weekends or weekdays. Summer or winter. Spring or fall. Girls just won't stay away. Mostly because we lived in California and it doesn't get cold much.

Damn girls are thirsty. If only they knew. I had to keep my promise to my dad that I wouldn't tell the girls that I might be playing them. I don't know why my mom didn't have a problem with the conversation. She was right there the whole time smiling. This was serious. But maybe she was thinking what I was thinking.

I had a book that I wrote about how to being a perfect player. It's called The Guide to being a Player. I wrote it when I was 8. It only had a couple rules but they are effective.

Rule #1: Put on a handsome smile so that they expect only the best from you.
Rule #2: Take your first girl on a formal date. Ex: Dinner is a good start.
Rule #3: Get in her head. Tell her you love her. EVEN IF YOU DON'T!!!!!!!
Rule #4: When you get tired of your first one or she becomes a little suspicious go hunting: get another girl.
Rule #5: NEVER take the second girl where you took the first one. Ex: Take her for a picnic.
Rule #6: Repeat #'s 3 & 4 BUT ONLY TWICE BECAUSE GIRLS ARE REALLY SNOOPY AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
Rule #7: If they get too suspicious... DISTRACT THEM!!! Do something that turns them on. Or do something sweet. Buy some flowers, write her a poem, sing to her, tell her way too many times that you love her.
Rule #8: If even ONE finds out dump all of them and restart these rules.

It was a perfect set of rules with a backup plan included. No girl suspected a thing. They'd just about never know. As long as I kept my book with me at all times no one would know. *like I really gave a fuck if they knew anyway.* But as a wise person once told me *Girls have feelings and are very sensitive* LIKE I REALLY BELIEVE THAT SHIT!

I told my friends that I was a player a while ago. They even gave me a nickname. They called me "HB" (heart breaker). They even said my nickname in front of girls that I like. Obviously they didn't believe what I told them.

NEW RULE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rule #9: If your friends don't believe you take their girls. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

It took a really long time to write all those h's and a's

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"So? James don't mean nothing baby." I said to this fine ass Latina girl named Rosa. She was James's girl.

"But how am I supposed to date you if I'm dating him."

"Tell him you want me, vete a decir Rosa" I said knowing that speaking in her native tongue made her a little wet.

Bitting her lip. "But I love him too much to hurt him like that"

"Entonces déja me"

"Bien siempre y cuando puerdo tener a mi mismo"

"Damn you really want me don't you Rosa" I said rolling the "R" on her name. She shook her head in agreement.

"Well how bout you just stop thinking and look at me" She said now inches away from my face.

"Tu sabes te quiero Rosa."

Her eyes instantly lit up and before she could think about saying it back I leaned in and kissed her pulling her by her waist to be closer to me. She let her guard down and wrapped her arms around my neck and did that cliché motion lift up with one foot off the ground. It was pathetic but I didn't care that was one down two more to go. Who should I go for next. Jake's girl or Leo's girl?