𑁍┊사랑병 ˎˊ˗( xvi. superficial love thing )
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"big brother! when can we meet your boyfriend?!!!" klee ran into the kitchen, where razor and his mother, lisa, were sitting, eating breakfast and preparing klee's lunch for school. the dogs and the one ferret were chowing down on their own food— and razor choked on his orange juice when those words flew through the air.
boyfriend?!
"wh—what?! klee- what are you talking about?!"
lisa crossed her arms and quirked a brow, eyeing razor. "oh? razor has a boyfriend, klee?"
"no i don't, mom— she is - lying, i do not," he said, frantically waving his hands in the air, "where di-did you hear that?"
"i thought— oh no! i said too much! klee is in trouble with big brother! oopsie! i forgot my backpack in my room!!" klee frantically ran up the stairs, and razor growled under his breath.
"where do you— think you are going?!" razor almost ran after her, before his mother grabbed the back of his shirt to stop him. she quirked a brow again.
"is she telling the truth?" lisa asked. she knew of razor's sexuality. she herself was a lesbian, so she, of course, had absolutely no issue.
"no! i never— had boyfriend... don't know why klee would ...," wait, unless... razor suddenly remembered that klee talked to bennett a week ago. and he also suddenly remembered that bennett had informed him of the situation, but he did not think klee would blurt it out in front of his incredibly nosy mother. but he'd decided to ask a question, just to make sure.
the little blonde came running back down the stairs with her giant backpack— what was she carrying in there anyway?
"klee, what is my 'boyfriend's name'?" razor asked.
"oh!!! klee knows!! your boyfriend's name is adrie—i mean bennett!" oh, right.
"oh how wonderful, can we meet him, razor?" lisa's eyes widened for a moment before squealing in happiness. her son had never had a boyfriend or a crush before, so she was absolutely ecstatic, overjoyed to hear the news. meanwhile, razor's face was as red as a cranberry.
"please no...," he mumbled, not being able to say the rest. razor slung his backpack over his shoulder before heading out the door with everyone. before lisa got into the car to drop klee to school, she pulled razor off to the side and quickly said:
"ask bennett if he can come by this saturday, please please please!! i really want to see who stole my little son's heart! oh, also, there's a condom in your backpack. use protection, we talked about this."
"wai—" protection?!
"bye kiddo!"
razor was too embarrassed and flustered to even respond. he just stood there for a moment— his face a shade of red that shouldn't even be seen by the human eye. he knew he had to find a way out of this.
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wolfy is online!
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a/n:
PLEASE I REALLY WANT LISA TO EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF RAZOR IM SO FUCKING EXCITEDquestion of the day: when did u guys start playing genshin??
i started right when the first childe banner ended/ beginning of zhongli banner and fell in love with razor. i swear if i didn't see razor i would've never played 😳‼️
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Fanfiction. ݁ ، 𓂃 ⋆ ─ A RANNETT STORY. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐦 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝. 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐲 would like to chat! 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐲: hi.. 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬: hi again razor!! did you sleep well?? 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 ,, barbara...