ANUSHMA IS DRUNK😜

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Let's take a glance at how hm handles the drunk bro-sis duo 😂
Let's start..

(Ps had gone out with his Lalla to attend a function while ks was staying at anuseena house so that she doesn't feel lonely.. AS mom was not at home.. she had gone to her sister's place as her sis was not well AND TODAY, KAREENAV HAD LESS WORK SO THEY TOOK A HALF DAY AND PLANNED TO GO OUT TOGETHER IN THE EVENING..

KS- bhabhi chalein?? 4 baj gye..
Hm- hn hn chalo.. ek min hum anu ko bol dete hain..

(She tells as that they r coming for changing clothes and asks him to reach as well).. they reach home and decide to go to a club and reach there..

Hm- aap chaliye aur drinks order kijie... hum after hein..
Ks- ama chlo bhaiya.. aa jaayegi bhabhi.. chlo order krein..

(They ordered drinks but oops!! Forgot telling the bartender that they need non alcohol drink!!😂😂) the bartender (BT)serves the drink..

As- karu!! Iska taste itna kadhva kyu hai? 😣😣
Ks- Pata nhi bhaiya.. pee lo ab.. bhabhi kha reh gyi.. chlo koi nhi..  are BT ek aur glass do hum donon ko..

And till the time hm comes back, they r drunk 🥴😂 and they r fighting like small kids..

AS- nhi karu.. hj sirf hamari hain.. jaan hai woh hmari...
Ks- nhi.. aapse pehle meri hain woh.. mein umhein aapse share nhi krungi .. (as if hm was a chocolate)
As- nhi.. woh hmari hein.. hmari hi rehengi.. aapke pas aapke patidev hain na.. waise hi hum bhi hmari jaan ke jeevansaathi hain.. hum unhe aapko nhi denge..
Ks- nhi nhi nhi.. patidev ki toh baat hi mat kijie aap.. pj ke saath Bahar chle gye.. kya kehti hain woh.. HAMARE TOH BHAAG HI PHOOT GYE 😭😭

HM was watching this drama from behind.. 😂 and thinks in mind- Inhe kha ho gya?? Bachon ki Tarah kyu lad rhe hain yeh dono??

Hm- kya hua aap donon ko.. kyu lad rhe hain aap??
(Ks goes and kisses hm's cheek.. hm was shocked 😲)

Ks- I love u hassu..
Hm- I love u too karu!!
As- jaan kya keh rhi ho.. aapne kaha tha ki aap humse pyaar krti ho.. aap humein dokha de rhi ho..😭😭
Hm- kya bol rhe ho anu!!
(She sees the glasses of drink and asks the BT.. he says that they didn't tell him that they wanted non- alcohol drink..)

Hm in mind- hey bhagwaan.. ab inhe kaise sambhaalenge!! 🤣 chl hassu.. aaj toh donon ko smbhalna padega..

Ks- kya soch rhi ho hassu.. chalo apne ghar.. hum tume kisi se share nhi krenge..
AS- nhi jaan.. aap humare ghar chaliye.. mataji ghar pe nhi hain..
Ks- nhi hamare saath chaliye..
As- nhi humare saath..
Hm- chup!! Ekdum chup.. kisi ki awaaz nhi aani chahiye ab.. jaayie aur jaakar gaadi mein beithiye..😠
(They follow her like obedient kids and sit in the car but with a frown on their faces 🤣🤣)
hm sees them being angry so takes them to an ice cream parlor..  she says them to be in cad only while she goes to bring the ice cream.. when she comes back, she sees no one was in the car.. she gets worried at starts finding them..
And she spots them near a pipe getting drenched in water and sighs..🤦‍♀️

Hm- lijie.. ice cream khaiye aur ghar chliye...
Ks and As- humein nhi jaana 😡
Hm- anu zidd mat kijie aur gadi mein baithiye...(drags them to the car)
As- humein nhi jaana aapke saath.. aapne humein dokha diya.  Hmare badle karu ko ily bola 😡😭
Ks- kyunki hamari hassu humse bahut pyaar krti hai.. lekin hum bhi nhi chlenge.. aapne humein daanta...
Hm- thik hai.. phir hum yeh donon ice cream aur chocolates akele kha lete hain.. Boliye... Kha lein ya aap log gaadi mein beithkar khaayenge? 😏😏
As and ks- hum khaayenge.. (they sit in the car and start eating with an innocent smile 😇)
Ks- bhaiya.. apni waali do na.. zyada tasty hai..
As- nhi hum nhi denge.. apa hamesha aisa krti hain.. pehle apni khaati hain phir hamari bhi kha leti hain.. hum nhi denge..
Ks- aap mere bhai ho.. itna nhi kr sakte.. (😭😭)
As- are ro mat bhena.. yeh lo kha lo!!

Hm was silently laughing while driving but adoring the cute bond too!!

She takes them to as house ans mataji was not there and asks them to go and change.. they change and come back..

Ks- hassu.. humein bhook lgi hai ..
As- humien bhi jaan..
Ks- aap inhe jaan mat kahiye.. kaha tha na humne aap se..
As- hum toh khenge... kya krengi aap??
Hm- 😑😑
Hm- achha achha lado mat.. btao kya khaaoge?
As- chowmein..
Ks- pasta..
As- chowmein..
Ks- pasta..
As- pasta..
Ks- nhi chowmein..
Hm- chup!! Pasta chowmein donon milega.. pehle yeh nimbu paani peeyo!
As and ks- hum nhi peeyenge!!
(Hm literally runs after them but fails to make them drink it.. aakhir hai to donon bhai bhen ziddi hi🤦‍♀️)she goes in the kitchen and starts preparing.. when as says-
AS- jaan.  Humein chowmien nhi chole bhature khane hain..
Ks- hassu mujhe bhi ab momos khane hain..
Hm- 🤦‍♀️ (she starts preparing the chole bbature and momos 😂 when again voice comes)
Ks- hassu pasta..
As- jaan chowmein..
And both start running here and there..
(Hm comes out of kitchen with food and drag them to the dining table..)
She opens that hotcase and the duo sees khichdi..😂😂
As and ks- humein nhi khana yeh.. 😣😑
Hm- chup chap khaiye ise.. warna aap donon se baat nhi krenge hum 😏
(As and ks eat food.. time for sleeping)

As- jaan chle sone..
Ks- nhi.. aaj hassu hmare saath soyegi..
As- nhi hmare saath..
Ks- nhi humare saath..
As- humare saath
Ks- humare saath..
Hm (being irritated)- are chup!!  Kabse dekh rhi hun.. donon abhi ke abhi kamre mein jaao..😒👿
(Both start crying😭😭)
Hm- achha theek hai.. hum donon ke saath soyenge.. upar chlo hum mattress leke aate hain.. theek hai ab🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
(As and ks start dancing with joy)😂😂
Hm- 😑😑😒😒
(She goes to get mattress and comes back in room and see them sleeping hugging each other..)
The storms had slept 😂
Hm in mind- hadd hai.. humein itna tang kiya.. aur khud aise bachon ki Tarah so rhe hain 😂🤦‍♀️
And she sleeps too!!

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