ZEMO X READER- the sewers of Madripoor

Disowned

Y/n just got out of school and was finally able to go home.

Y/n pov
I was finally home and there an hour before any of my other drukin siblings. They were busy getting hi or playing tictac to with my ants boobs to even thing about what my intulextual brain was doin.
I had an hour home alne so I got to work on my favorite after schol hobby besides sleeping and that was playing like a doggy. I loved to get on my hands and knees after school and shove my face in a bowl of water or mushy dog food. It tasted so nasty it cane rte out the other end like diarea! Then I would do the accastional lik my dogs but or make out with it.
So that's exactly what I did I was making out with the dog on my flor with diarea smeared on my face and the stench made me feel safe. But then I heard a nock

"It mom! I brought home some blac lice your fav along with some weed of course not for u!"

I panicked and hid under trash can

"Y/n are you home?"
She saw the mess on the floor an was impressed
Then she couldn't find you so she looked at the camera hid In room. She saw you making out with dog and found you and said you were a gross piggy and needed to put that biggy piggy nasty pasty booty and leave.
She disowned you
"Your disowned ig now fr"
"Oh ok you hunky monkey gorilla glue so blue you look like a banana.. ass."
Then y/n went to live in madripoor to make some money..