Y/N POV:
Omg the acttuleal Teletupussies were here and I don't think they liked Bricky.
Dipsey: *audible baby crying noises*
Po: TAKE THAT OUTFIT OFF AND FITE US LIKE A REAL MAN! *IN ODLY DEEP VOICE*
Mucky: no this is my outfit
Laa laaa: *baby screams earrape*
Y/n: ew stfu that so nasty, learn to talk before you try to play with the big kids😕
Po: stfu bitch we don't have time for the winter troopers little friend, Laa laa rape
y/n rn.
Laa laa: *screams so loud It makes y/n cum and shart out of their ears*
Y/n: omg don't stop
Tinky-winkle: Ew just die
Y/n: ok
Blinky: omg I thought you loved me I treated you nicey, I knew you were just like all the others.
Y/n: no I liked the autumn soldier not Buckley
Junky: I knew it, I tried to be different from other boys and be nice but ig you are just like all the others and don't like noice goys.
Y/n: stop bying a pick me boy
Dipty: fr *baby laughing sounds*
Po: NOW KILL THE IMPSTER COSPLAYING TELETUBBY!
TINKLE-WINKY: *naughty evil baby noises*
*They all shoot at the winter pick me boy soldier*
Y/n: omg
I was kinda sad he was hot and needy which was nice but oh well
Po: NOW YOUR TURN LITTLE CHILD
Y/N: what I'm not a child like Abi I'm 16
Po: who the hell is Abi
Y/n: idk the writer made me say it
Po: what?
Y/n: never mind but please don't kill me
Po: we will
Then the baked naked wapannta women that I was on my way to see come out with sticks and say something in like spanish or veitmenise, I think it means no
YOU ARE READING
ZEMO X READER- the sewers of Madripoor
HumorWatch as you get disowned by your family for making out with your dog too much and are forced to live on the streets of Madripoor where you meet a handsome Baron
