ZEMO X READER- the sewers of Madripoor

the hotel

*y/n saw the naked women attack the Teletupussies and ran away*

Y/n pov:

The teletuppies were no match for the WAKANA women and we're killed easily because they got turned on my the naked women and they wanted to have seggs and the women killed them in return

I was alone and I had no one left because they all died so I decided to go with the women to Wakanda.

Okoye: Hi my name is Okoye do you need a ride to the city?

Y/n: ok

*We were driving to the city*

Okoyrey: We are called the Dora malaja

Y/n: oh ok

The Dora explorers were hot but they didn't want to have sex so I was sad.

We arrived at the city and I was feeling really dizzy all the sudden so I fell of the ship and saw a hotel to stay in

*Y/n walked into the hotel*

Y/n: Wait this doesn't look like wakakana

Stranger: that's because it's not

Y/n: who is it?

Stranger: hi I'm Liz Taylor I kinda own the hotel now

Y/n: why am I not in Wakakanatanatanapapa?

Liz: I don't know where that is but ok

Y/n: I'm confused

Liz: well so am I.. a bunch of black women with spears dropped you off here

Y/n: oh those doja cat malaja betrayed me😭

Lizo: uh ok then

*Hotline bling is playing on repeat*

Y/n: what's up with the bad taste in music?

Lizard: oh.. well iris insisted on playing it all the time because she thought it would make the hotel look cool and "swag"

Y/n: uh ok ig

Piz: so do you wanna room or not?

Y/n: sure ig

Liz: ok here is a key ig

Y/n: thanks

I was sad because everyone u knew left me so I didn't know what to do.

Then I went up to the bar and got a drink and heard someone talking.

Drildo: IDBEIWNWBAAEEE3II (translates to: yea it was crazy)

Parker: So what happened when you finally confronted your ex?

Drildo: Oeiwjwbeheb nifiikkkiisssssdhdh uejejebebe (translates to: well he was busy with this little girl that he was rasing to be in his child army so he didn't want to talk)

Parker: oh ok and?

Drildo: sishrheub JDBEUEBEHEIEO (translates to: yea so I told him that I was moving on and then we decided to fuck one last time to finish things)

Parker: Oh.. what about me?

Drildo: idhehehsh isiejw (I promise I didn't still have feelings for him)

Parker: ok I believe you

Drildo: siebeuej IEJEJE KWK (so we fucked to end our thing for each other and I drilled too hard and Zemo died)

Y/n: omg they are talking about Zemo daddy!

Then you realize it was the same guy that fucked the lizard on the magic school bus too!

Parker: omg he died! I'm so sorry 🥺

Drildo: urhehejwbw (it's fine I was over him and I left and took a bus)

Parker: oh ok I'm glad you got over it and got back safe

Drildo: jeiahej ieejeiJEHEJE (OH BUT I DIDN'T, I was just sitting in my seat and then the bus driver shoved me out of the window for no reason)

Y/n: oh but Ms. Frittle attacked you for an obviously obvious reason!

Parker: who's that?

*Y/n started to run at drildo and Parker*

Sally: hey slow down there, you look sad and lonely, is that true y/n?

Y/n: yes... But how do you know my name?

Sally: doesn't matter, but what if I show you a way to stay with me forever 😏