Me and the winter soldier are walking threw the debreeee of the dust fart that wiped out the sity and he is still in his telutoby halloween costume 😩
Y/n: I wonder were we should go now white man soldier?
Warmer soldier: idk I guess we can go to Wakanda
Y/n: wha is wakakaaka?
Winter biker: basically a bunch of women's with cool spears!
Y/n: are they hawt?
Winter man: yes, but you wouldn't leave me right?
Y/n: idk probably not you make me shart a lot so that is good, you also dress up and I bet they don't so you better🥵
Sumer soldier: ok
Me and the seggy teletubby find Ms. Frizzle and get on the bussin buss to go to the wakantata with naked women
I see ms. Frizzles salamander lizard thing and I want to fuck it but I can't cheat on hubby soldier.
Then I realize drildo survived and was on the madjic butt as well, then drildo screws the salamander in two
Ms. Frizzle: OH NO MY AXOLOTL!
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ZEMO X READER- the sewers of Madripoor
HumorWatch as you get disowned by your family for making out with your dog too much and are forced to live on the streets of Madripoor where you meet a handsome Baron
