ZEMO X READER- the sewers of Madripoor

Drildo

Y/n pov
Zemo walked out and called the monster a homophobe and dropped his towel and ran.
But drildo telaported and grabd him. It finally spoke and said
"Call me Baka"
Zemo yelled, "Not now drildo can't you see I'm making a child army and a group of child sluts!"
I dropped my hydroflasc and started to sob.
"I thought I was more than a soldier to you!"
Zemo said, " what you are I'm your daddy duh"
"Ew what that's just nasty take your turkish delights!"
"But they were my son's favorite" Zemo said
"Stfu idc"
I cry

Drildo pov
I JUST WITNESSED A DEAMTIC GROSS VREAK UP!
anyway I drilled Zeno because he owed my for the last time I ran out of tp and he ate all my shawt for me.
He screamed but whatever he liked it.
He never gave me any money so ig he's not my sugar daddy but it's not like friends with benefits...
I stopped and realized I was being used and ran away to have a mental break down

Y/n pov
I watched as Drildo ran away and walked over to Zeno to say by becom I was mad and I wanted to shart in his face, but he would probably like that.
I walked over to kick him and he was ded, dril do drilled him to hard.
I cry