Charlie: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips, what should I do?
RHM: Punch him in the stomach, then when he bends over from the pain, kiss him.
Reginald: Tackle him.
Ellie: Dump him.
Rupert: Kick him in the dick.
Henry: NO TO ALL OF THOSE!!! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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RandomTHATS RIGHT THIS SERIES AIN'T OVER YET.