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Charlie: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips, what should I do?

RHM: Punch him in the stomach, then when he bends over from the pain, kiss him. 

Reginald: Tackle him. 

Ellie: Dump him.

Rupert: Kick him in the dick. 

Henry: NO TO ALL OF THOSE!!! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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