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Reginald: And then, he turns himself into a pickle and calls himself pickle rick! It's the funniest shit i've ever seen! 

Henry: What the hell are you talking about?!

RHM: I think he said some shit about a pickle.

Dave: Pickles are so funny! Their shaped like Ruperts DICK

Charles: Jeez Dave, can you chill for 5 freaking seconds!

General: Charlie, When I sent you to make friends, I didn't mean with the retarded thieves

Ellie: What the fuck did you just call me?! 

Ellie: Charles I swear this assholes going to catch these hands if he doesn't shut the fuck up!

Henry: Ellie, he's the leader of the government. He will fold you like a fucking lawn chair-

RHM: Shut the fuck up Henry I haven't seen a good fight in a hot minute. 

Reginald: It's more like a public execution sweety

Charles: No one is fighting anyone okay?!

General: I agree, I have better things to do then to deal with bitches like you Ellie. 

Ellie: You scared?! You sissy ass old man?!

General: You know what, I change my mind. I'm going to beat your little red haired ass!!

Dave: Are we still talking about pickles?!

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