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Rupert: Hey Dave, can I have a sip of your water? 

Dave: It's not water...

Rupert: Vodka? I never knew my boyfriend had a great taste in-

Dave: It's vinegar. 

Rupert: Wait...what? 

Dave: It's vinegar PUSSY


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