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Reginald: Oh god my husband isn't home and I forget the English word for this thing, and it's BAD! He usually helps, but he can't!

Sven: I can assist???

Reginald: You know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it? What is it?

Burt: ....Hermit crab?

Reginald: THAT'S THE BITCH

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