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Sven: I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT!!

Burt: Maybe if you'd go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn't happen.

Sven: Oh! I'm SORRY! It's 3:30 AM, let me just WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT!!!

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