Part 420: Tragedy, But Not Really

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We got to CODVILLE420BLAZING, and we were ready. Unfortunately, 3.63419542853728546296353I milliseconds into the trip, James was blown up and killed by a Baja Blast mine. You see Mountain Dew is extremely lethal in large amounts and James died from it. I cried for 6 seconds then got over it and blazed for several hours. I finally got in I had to interview Mr. Kim Jong UN myself. I got there and he hugged me, we had a bromance. Then we dunked with Dennis Rodman for 9 minutes and blazed for several hours. What a day.

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