Part 720: Climbing Mountain Dew

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They day had come. I had to interview Kim Jong UN. I was ready, if James hadn't died it would be easier, but he did so yeah not much I can do about that. Anyway I got sidetracked. I got out of bed, me and Kim were cuddling and I was about to put the poison on my hand but a guard took it.

"What dis?!?!" He yells at me in a very Asian voice.

"Uhhhhhhhhh it's gum." I manage to stutter.

He takes a bite and a Hellstorm Missile blows his foot up. He dies. I manage to escape by slowly crouching out of the room. Then the cameras are on and I face Kim. He smiles at me. And says how much he loves me. Then in an act of desperation I quick scope everyone in order to earn a killstreak. I get a high enough one and call in an AC-130 he dies and I am blown up with a drop of Mountain Dew

The End Muthfuckas!!!

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