Assignment Elimination: AssassinStuck

The Alternative

Present Day. Southern Swamps. New Orleans. Louisiana.

I step out of the dirt ridden taxi onto the gravel road. "$34.57." I sigh and look back at my scruffy taxi driver. His chins covered in a five o'clock shadow matches his many yellow stained teeth which seem to be missing as he smiles. He greddily takes my money and smiles, "Please come again. And tip, don't get eatin by a crocodile."

"W9w dude. Thanks.. I'll keep that in mind."

I barley get a chance to close my door before his taxi clanks down the dirt road. I turn back to my surroundings and find an vine covered white mansion. The building would appear invisible to bypassing people. But uder it is a old Victorian styled New Orleans mansion. I love this place so much, just wish i didn't have to hop on a plane everytime I needed to come here.. Suddenly my ear piece begins to scream in my ear with a framilir female voice, "Kankri sto+p diddly dalling and get inside." I growl and press the responser.

"H9lly hell P9rrim! I think y9u just 6usted my ear drum!" She slightly laughs.

"Shut up and get inside Kanny." I grumble and slowly walk up the pathway. Last time I was relaxed they rocketed fireworks at me. Fucking psychos.... I open the front door sending off a small alarm to my watch. Oh yeah, I forgot about our alarm system.

"K4NNY!" "Heeeey Kankra *Kankri!*" Oh god the psychos. Terezi and Roxy stumnle out of the hallway just infront of me in the regular black clothing, simular to mine.

"Hell9 Terezi, R9xy." Terezi inhales deeply and smiles. "G0SH 1 M1SS3D TH3 SM3LL OF R3D." She laughs as Roxy stumbles and leans against Terezi. "Maybe seal *he'll* cheer Porrim -hic- up." I smile and walk past them. The reeking smell of alcohol attacks my senses.

"Speaking 9f P9rrim here is she?" "Right here." I turn around Suprised to see Aranea and Porrim sitting at a long, polished mahogony table. Am I blind or were they invisible?

"Well s9me9ne updated the place." They both smirk and look at eachother.

"At the meantion of upd8ing.. We have your alternative mission we were talking a8out." I glare at them, curiosity takes over as I ask for info. Porrim laughs slightly and stands.

"You're being transfered to Palm Springs and are goign to Attend Full Sail University." I basically choke on the surrounding air as I stare them in the eyes. "Why in the hell am I 6eing transfered there?!?"

"Because. Yo+u failed to+ assainate Cro+nus Ampo+ra. We fo+und intel that he is atending Full Sail University. And yo+u will as well. And assasinate him."