Mcdonalds my beloved.
They were 3 minutes into the drive to McDonalds when the chaos started.
"Tommy I think the bees are coming out" Tubbo whisper buzzed to Tommy "I can feel them crawling up my throat"
"Oh god oh fuck" Tommy whispers back.
"What the fuck is that buzzing noise, did someone bring a vibrator? 😳" Quackity asked way too loudly.
"WHAT"
"HE'S A MINOR"
"TOMMY NO, WE CANT LET THE-buzz FINDbuzz OU-"
Dream turned around seeing Tubbo with a couple dozen of bees coming out of his mouth and going all over the car.
"WHY ARE THERE BEES IN MY CAR" Dream screamed.
"DREAM LOOK AT THE ROAD WE ARE GOING TO CRASH" George screamed from the passenger seat.
"WHAT THE HONK IS HAPPENING??? WHY ARE THERE BEES EVERYWHERE" Karl panicked using Quackity as a shield.
"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK"
THE CAR SWIVELED AND CRASHED INTO MCDONALDS.
"Oh look we're here"
Ranboo and Tommy were helping Tubbo cough out the rest of the bees, while everyone else got out of the car DEMANDING WHY THE FUCK TUBBO HAD BEES IN HIS THROAT.
"LITERALLY WHO CARES WE ARE AT MCDONALDS I WANT THE BTS MEAL" Toob yelled running last everyone into the McDonalds.
"OH SHIT THE BTS MEAL" everyone ran after him.
THE BTS MEAL FRIES AND COKE 10 PIECE CHICKEN MCNUGGETS ONE MORE THING TWO MORE THING SOMETHING SAUCE AND CAKE.
"I don't want the BTS meal I want a happy meal" the fucking child says while pulling out his iPad to play cocomelon full volume.
"Tommy turn your volume down before I shove that iPad down your throat" dwe says.
They all walked up to the cashier.
"Can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Can I get 7 BTS meals and 1 happy meal ty" Dwe orders cutely.
"Here's ur order enjoy ur bts meal and happi meal" the very hot and sexy cashier says.
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Dream Smp goes to McDonalds
Humorfirst mcyt crackfic let's go Featuring Dre, Georeg, Snapchat, Monokuma, Child, Bees, Eboy and Big Q.