They all sat at a huge table with their BTS meals and a happy meal for the iPad kid.
Tommy still had his volume full listening to the boo boo song by Cocomelon.
Shit slaps btw
"Ok eat"
Everyone dug in furiously and violently. Grease everywhere, dripping down their arms, hands and faces and pooling into the ground. Fucking nasty ass.
"This shi bussin 😩" Georeg nutted all over the table.
"Bro wtf I'm trying to eat" Quackity looked up from his Cocomelon video because he to is also an iPad kid but not a fucking pussy to eat a happy meal.
"WHO COOMED ON THE TABLE"
"IM A MINOR"
"NASTY ASS"
soon the table was arguing alerting all the other customers.
Dream knew what he had to do to defuse the situation.
Dream stood up, his dummy thicc cheeks clapping so loud sending vibrations through the ground and rattling every table causing car alarms to start and the sprinklers to activate.
The clap of Dre's dummy thicc cheeks where so powerful they could defuse any situation.
"Guys no fighting let's get back to eating, don't make me clap my cheeks again" he threatened.
So they all finished their food with karlnapity spreading corona by sharing food and Monokumas legs dangling off of the table. Tall ass hoe.
They all finished eating and walked back to the car.
"Wait I crashed it"
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Dream Smp goes to McDonalds
Umorismofirst mcyt crackfic let's go Featuring Dre, Georeg, Snapchat, Monokuma, Child, Bees, Eboy and Big Q.