🅶🆁🅴🆈 • JJK • Male OC

hiatus gift

Since im goung on a hiatus for a bit, i decided to leave some incorrect quotes i found. Tbh, this gonna be mostly Gojo, Getou and Yukio.

Yukio: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Gojo, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Gojo: Hey, Yukio? Can I get some dating advice?
Yukio: Just because I'm with Shoko doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Getou: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Yukio: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Gojo: Smad.

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Getou: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Yukio: *turning to Gojo* How tall are you?

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Gojo: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Yukio, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Gojo:
Gojo: fsh

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Gojo: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Yukio: What's that?
Gojo: Remorse code.
Yukio: I'm even angrier now.

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Getou: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Gojo: The car takes a screenshot.
Yukio: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Gojo: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Yukio: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they
speak?

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Yaga, going over Gojo's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Gojo: Yes
Yaga: Okay... may I know what you create?
Gojo: Problems

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Gojo: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Yukio: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up to

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Gojo, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Yukio: You did WHAT-
Getou: William Snakepeare

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Gojo: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Yukio: Satoru, no.
Getou: Mistlefoe.
Yukio: Please stop encouraging him.

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Gojo: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Yukio: You're a hazard to society
Getou: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Gojo: Do you like my outfit?
Yukio: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Gojo, blushing: Y-yukio-
Yukio: I need your chair. Get up.

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Getou: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three
Getou: One, two, three
Getou:
Gojo:
Getou: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us

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Gojo: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Gojo: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Shoko: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Getou: I got distracted about halfway through.
Yukio: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Shoko: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Yukio: Three words.
Shoko:

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Gojo: You're right.
Yukio: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Yukio: I trust Satoru.
Yuuji: You think they know what he's doing?
Yukio: I wouldn't go that far.

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Yukio: I am at a loss for words!
Gojo, telling Getou later: Despite being lost for words, Yukio yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Gojo, texting Yukio: [sends a voice message]
Yukio, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Gojo: No, don't worry, just listen later.
[Later]
Yukio: [presses play]
Gojo's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-