Friendly Night Funkin: A Friday Night Funkin Parody

Prologue

Narrator:
Here we are, in the year 2012 in the great town of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (I had to look up how to spell that...) where we find our brotagonist, Keith Hatsune. From the last name, it's a no-brainer that the popular Hatsune Miku (Miku Hatsune?) is Keith's sister. Surprisingly, despite her mounds of money, Keith is still poor since any time Miku lends him money, he refuses it.

And oh, here's our boi now, planning to go to a Wendy's for two things: some plastic utensils since he can't afford the real deal, and some ketchup packets. But unbeknownst to him, there's actually going to be a third thing waiting there for him. Let's see what he's doing now...

Keith's POV:
"It's totally radical that I have a TV now! It's a shame it's a hand me down from my dad from, like, 1988... but hey, you know what they always say! Beggars can't be choosers!" I smiled, talking to myself. Maybe I should stop talking to myself, Miku's told me it makes me look crazy.

What was I doin' again? Oh yeahhhh, I was boutta go to Wendy's to get those free forks n' stuff. Hell yeah, it pays off to be a freeloader sometimes. Y'know, if I have any moolah left, I could maybe get some food too... lemme check my stash just in case.

Aight, so I gots my Cheerios ripoff "Poorios", my 3 boxes of ramen, and the milk in my freezer. Imma have to defrost it again, aren't I... once I get enough money from my Soundcloud career, I really gotta get a new refrigerator. The fridge part on this one is completely screwed.

Man, my Soundcloud career is legit tubular.  2 followers is 100% more than I ever expected, 'specially with a rap name like "Boyfriend". One of 'em gives me 20 or 50 bucks a week, and then the other gives me 1 buck, sometimes 5 bucks. I am such a fortunate dude.

Actually, I'm kinda suspicious of the person givin' me all that money... somethin' about it seems fishy to me. But hey, not complaining, I've got money, and ya need that stuff to survive, so, eh, being suspicious of someone isn't necessary when they're givin' ya money.

Anyway, I've gotta go to that Wendy's. So, I leave my apartment and walk over to the nearest Wendy's. My family's so cool. I'm hella proud of my sis, her music's pretty sick. Then my parents... they live on the moon. Haven't visited 'em yet. Actually, speakin' of visiting people, I kinda wanna visit my buddy Ellis again...

I gotta save that for later, don't have enough money to travel all the way to New Orleans... oh wow, I'm here already. Kinda surprised my short legs made it here so fast. Guess it's time to get my stuff.

I walked in and grabbed a couple spoons and forks when I felt like someone was watchin' me. I turned around and saw a cute girl with brownish hair and a red dress trying to look away super fast. Either I was hallucinating, or she might want to talk to me. So I decided, eh, why not? I'll talk to her. I walked up to her remembering all the times my mom said I was cute and sat in front of her.

"Yo!" I said, smiling.

"Oh! Hello. I wasn't expecting you to notice that, heh," the girl replied.

"Ey, what can I say? Got good ears."

"Yeah," she laughed. "What's your name?"

"My name's Keith, how 'bout yours?"

"I'm Emily."

"That's a nice name!"

"Heh, thanks..." she blushed. "Hey, your hair's nice, is it dyed?"

"Naw, it's natural!"

"Oh, really? That's interesting. How is that even possible?"

"Eh, it runs in the family."

"Family? This might be a stupid question, but is it possible you're related to Hatsune Miku?"