Beefcake slammed her front door and rushed inside. She strutted into the living room and stood like she was in a modeling show.
"Hi beefcake did you have a good day" her sweet mum asked.
Beefcake was furious about what happened.
"Shut up old lady you stupid b*tch!" Beefcake exclaimed.
This happened a lot so her mother let it slide.
Beefcake ran upstairs into her room.
She was bored and had nothing to do. She punched her walls furiously, veins popping out of her head and she was frothing out of the mouth. Then she realized her fists hurt and stopped. But this made her more mad so she jumped up and down on her bed out of anger. Except she jumped a little too much and the next thing you know, her floor collapsed and she was back in the living room.
She looked around confused on how she was suddenly in her living room.
Her mum sat in shock on the couch.
"Oh hi love" she said concerningly whilst looking back up at the ceiling.
"Mum I think I've j- woah" her brother said whilst walking into the living room.
"What on earth is goi-" her step dad said whilst also walking into the living room.
"WHAT THE F*CK!" He shouted.
Long story short she got grounded. Grounded. Grounded, and more grounded. She was forced to do what normal teenagers do and go outside.
She met her friend Alissa and they went to McDonald's.
"Chicken nugget meal" beefcake said at the counter.
"Um..is that all?" The worker said.
"Chicken nugget meal" repeated beefcake.
"Yes that's it for her. And can I get a large coke, Big Mac meal, 20 piece chicken nugget, a chicken burger, 2 bags of mozzarella sticks, a large fries, make that two actually, another 20 piece nuggets and a milkshake please, oh and an apple pie..mmm yum" Alissa said to the girl with a shocked look on her face.
"Y-ok that'll be £25 pounds" she said clicking the screen of the till.
Alissa didn't have any money on her so she took some from beefcake.
They went and sat on a table.
"Alissa you better pay me that money back you owe me at least £500 pounds" Beefcake complained.
"Ugh shut up" Alissa said rolling her eyes.
After Macdonald's they both returned to their houses. Beefcakes living room still had her bed in there. So she slept on her couch.
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The life of Beefcake
HumorBeefcake Jones is just your average ordinary girl. Minus the ordinary. She's 14 and attends a British high school called Chadston High. Step into beefcakes world as she tackles daily struggles and the people she wishes would die. A bit of rude langu...
