(This was requested by someone who prefers to remain anonymous)
THIS IS SATIRE! Alright? Don't get offended, just laugh :)
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H-hi there~ >.<
You can call me Russia, Vodka, or Commie! OwO
I'm not really into history so I may get a few things wrong!!! No hate plz!
Age: 10-14
Gender/orientation: AFAB nonbinary flux genderfluid androgynous demiplatonic panromantic asexual POTATO uwu
my pronouns are *insert*/*insert* USE THEM OR I WILL RIP OFF YOUR *body part* AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR *other body part*
MY SHIPS UWU!
RusAme
CanAme
*country*Ame
Rus*country*
GerPol
SovietReich
*insert ten more*
Stuff I like to say:
Glory to the motherland!
My favorite color is red cuz communism!
CH is not history!
countryballs suck!
capitalism is corrupt!
WARNING: My stories contain depression, anxiety, cutting, abuse, suicide, eating disorders, violence, r***, and smut ..... UwU!
Here are my friends: *insert usernames containing Potato, Commie, Cookie, Bean, Vodka, or Pierogi*
FOLLOW THEM OR I WILL SEND YOU TO GULAG!
ok bai~~~
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Hope you laughed! In all seriousness, I'm afraid I would've also been this way if I was 10-14 in this era.....
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Let's Talk About Countryhumans
Fanfiction(cover by @rustypetals - yes, I have permission to use it) here, I'll be talking about all things related to countryhumans. Shipping, headcanons, controversial opinions, you name it.
