Action Figure Battle Royale

Chapter 4: Lost Base

Back in the house, two Yellow Team soldiers spotted a Blue Team soldier going up a vent leading to Blue Team's base through the scopes of their sniper rifles. Curious as to where he was going, they followed after he went up there. The Blue Team soldier who got his arms glued back on had left by then. To their surprise, they ended up in the attic with five of their enemies. They all stared in disbelief for a couple of seconds, then everyone started firing.

Somehow, the two Yellow Team soldiers killed the Blue Team soldier they followed and one of Blue Team's medics. Blue Team's guards and the surviving Blue Team medic fled in toy military vehicles that were falling apart. They were alive, and they accepted the orders due to fearing for their lives. Once they ended up driving off the edge of the opening to the attic as per the orders of their drivers, they got out and used their grappling hooks to slow their fall enough to land safely. Their rides, however, did not survive, and the skeletal hulls that were once in better condition shattered once they hit the ground, killing them. Luckily for them, the kids had left a toy RC car in the room with the entrance to the attic, so they all hopped on, got the remote control, which was on the roof of the car, and drove it away with no end point in mind.

"Where will we go, now that we've lost our base?" One of the guards asked.

"Didn't the kids put some props for war in the pantry?" The surviving medic replied.

"Yes, they did. Since our grappling hooks are intact, we can get up there! Let's make that our new base!" The other guard said.

They weren't paying attention to where they were going, and they hit a toy Ankylosaurus that was arguing with a toy Triceratops, a toy Stegosaurus, and a toy based on a hybrid from a movie in the living room. The hybrid toy said, "You better not have done that on purpose!"

The medic replied, "Nope! We were just fleeing from enemies and didn't pay attention to where we were going. It's like real driving when you don't pay attention."

"...You can go. There's no flaw in your logic."

The Blue Team members from the lost base got to the pantry, dismounted, thanked the RC car for letting them use it, to which the car replied, "I didn't really have a choice. You had my remote control and were on me. You didn't even ask me!"

The Blue Team members were not listening, as they ascended to the highest level of the pantry using their grappling hooks.

"Alright. Now we need to move the food in here to make walls to defend us," one of the guards said. They began work, and made a good wall with a hole large enough to fit them for going in or out.

As the Yellow Team soldiers spotted the Blue Team soldier enter the vent, two White Team soldiers staying close to each other and spotted a Blue Team soldier fighting a Yellow Team soldier. They saw a toy Quad-Fin Fighter, from an iconic 1970s film, fly away. Ignoring that, they decided to join the fight, and since they felt cocky, one of the White Team soldiers said to the Blue Team soldier, "Fight me, outdated soldier!"

The other White Team soldier said to the Yellow Team soldier, "Being at least 70 years ahead of me doesn't mean you'll win, capitalist scum!"

The four heard whimpering from above, and the White Team soldiers decided to investigate. There were six dolls up there, and one said, "Please don't kill us! We were trying to play a game, but there just had to be more hostile toys near us!"

They also heard the Williams family's Lite BuzzBeer, a squeaky toy of a green alien, the second Taterman the Williams family got, a green plastic T. Rex, their living piggy bank, and a squeaky toy of a penguin. Lite walked to the edge and said, "If you try to kill me or anyone up here, I will defend us. I have a laser, and I will use it!"