friends with a sociopath

The rookie

And then I approached them and dove started lecturing me "seriously, late again?! I can't believe it! I have been coming first to reserve our table for a for the past 2 weeks and as Mr. I am too busy (Nate) works on the 25th floor I am ok if he comes a bit late but you!!! We work on the same floor!" "well, I have an excellent excuse for that, agent 007 called me in today......" "What. Did. You. Do. Now?" she said grinding her teeth "Actually I am getting a new assistant". Nate giggled a bit and said" You? Really even after what happened las time?" "It was an honest mistake besides he is the one who messed up I had the tube clearly labeled stating......" "Alright, alright smarty pants take your Sagittariusness somewhere else. I am hungry right now" then we went to the cafeteria and ordered. Nate went for a burger and coke. While dove ordered some fries and a big ass sundae. While I ordered a lot of things [mac & cheese, Frappuccino, fries and Choco-chip ice cream]

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And don't you all judge me I had an exhausting night and then I had to run to my office that too on an empty stomach. So, yea I needed that fat and sugar.

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Then we settled down "so tell me about your 'new assistant'." Dove said "She isn't as hot as you, if that's what you are asking." And then she gave me a death stare. "she is kinda sweet I bumped into her this morning in front of the elevator and it was mess". Then our conversation took different twist and turns and Nate said "Lucky your bro" completely out of nowhere staring at the entrance of the cafeteria. "she is the one, right?" 'yup she that's her" I answered. Then came out the legendary words "I am going to make her sit with us" then dove and I busted into a laughter "you do remember what happened last time right? How long was it till you were able to pull out your winky without it hurting" dove said while laughing "yea what did he say to you? None of you ever told me." "not happening" "nada" both said together. "come on guys" "let me handle it this time, you can have your nuts cracked next time" she high fived me and moved towards Shirin. They had a little chat or something, I was concentrated on my food {heyyy I was hungry}. I looked back when Nate waved at them and then I signed then to come over.

"Shirin this is Nate and this douche bag right here is Mr. smarty pants" dove said trying to introduce us "give the guy a break dove his assistant is here, no off Shirin" Nate said "none taken" Shirin replied "ha.... ha......ha. now can I complete my lunch now "I said in a sarcastic tone." its ok Mr. Ruther I can move to a different table if you aren't comfortable with me here" Shirin remarked "thank you......" "no need, is there Royce?" "nope no need at all take a sate please. And no need to be so formal just call me Royce" I had to say "ok Mr....I mean Royce" "so Shirin tell us about yourself a bit" "I am transferred here. I have been working for this company for almost a year now and I was an intern here since I was 21." "another workaholic you two will look great working together" Nate remarked.

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Alright now reader, now we are going to be 'sharing' a few [they did a lot] embarrassing stories about me and I think it is in the best of my interest that you don't read them, but one won't hurt, but yea JUST ONE!!"

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"Dude tell her about your Drunk side" Nate said "You really want to hear this" dove added "one: I don't drink anymore and two: I was drunk what was I supposed to do sign the treaty of freedom?"

"are you it, or should we?" Nate said in his most threatening tone and I found a cockroach more threatening than it but, "okayy I go on full crazy mode whenever I am high. And I do some crazy stuff and then I don't remember doing any of them. And then I feel how can I say this ...." "embarrassed?" Shirin tried to help me out "yea I felt embarrassed later" and the I see Dove mouthing "gummy.... bear" I stared at her for a few seconds and continued "I also hallucinated a strawberry flavored gummy bear who was a size of a 6-year-old and we used to talk and then he used to know me out using different things one time it was ......a......dildo" and I could clearly see all of them trying to control their laughter "let it out people let it all out" and then we were the center of attention cause of the roar of laughter.

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Alright that's enough reader I will skip to the end the conversation

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"hey can you get me some water" Nate asked me as I was the only one done. So, I went and grabbed a bottle and I saw those 3 chit-chatting and then Nate pointed at me and said something and then there was a giggle. I shook it off as a gossip about me. So, I returned with the bottle and gave it to him and Shirin got up to freshen up. And I looked at both of them and said "listen you two, she is going to be working with me so she isn't one of the 'single-serving' girls' we meet at the bar alright?"

"ok bro" Nate agreed. Then I looked at Dove and she said "what? Fuck you, I am straight you are already lame don't get anymore." "yup I am as lame as Damon...."

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Alright I forgot this tiny detail about her, her lives for Ian Somerhalder she is a big fan she will kill any one just to get a glance of him.

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"don't you bring him into this ..." now that was a threating voice but I kept my poker face on "just say yea you won't, I only asked you because I remember you kissing a girl at the bar" "And u dared me to do that remember?" "do u think he remembers he was speaking dolphin the whole night, and why don't you just say no and end this" Nate interrupted "fine I won't, happy?' "very" I said.

And then the break was over so we went back to our workstations and Shirin and I went together and while we were walking Shirin said "you are quite a guy MR. Royce I think we will make quite a team" I looked at her smiled and said "that we will...Rookie, but what did Nate say back there" after hearing this she smiled and stared walking faster.

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And this is how I met your.........

[ slide the whole "how I met your mother "scene]

This isn't another sitcom, but yea this is how Shirin joined our group and she is quite a darling and a naughty, naughty girl. So the next time you read my story it will be when I hit the jackpot of my life or I can say I make the........hmmmm lets put those words on a hold shall we . Sayonara .... Readers

The actual dialogue is 'Sayonara Suckers" ....... but that's a bit offensive......sooo.... leave it you get the point

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Thank you for staying for this long and u will read me further in the next chapter.