Taehyung: E-Mergency

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Hello! This chapter is dedicated to @bekahspoetry I hope you enjoy this chapter! Sorry, it took so long to publish.

-------Taehyung's Point of View:

Today I'm going somewhere forbidden in the dorm because of an incident that happened. They have really good Mexican food, but Jin-hyung seems to disagree for some reason. It's been a month after that and right now everyone thinks that I'm working on my album still, but a little break won't hurt, right?

As I pull up to the drive-thru, I see someone familiar up ahead. Is that BamBam? Huh, I never knew he worked here! I choose my order on the menu and go up to the window.

BamBam: "Here's your order sir- Wait, Taehyung? Didn't your hyung tell you guys not to get food from here anymore after the *coughs awkwardly*  incident...?"

Me: "Yeah, but seriously your food is so good! I still don't understand why he won't let us get it anymore. I think he's just being a bit overprotective."

BamBam: "Welp, you do you I guess. But if Jin-hyung attacks me for this, I'm completely blaming you, and you'll be paying my hospital bill because there's no way in hell I won't get injured."

Me: "Funny. You won't get caught, I even pinky promise. I'll just hide the evidence at the local recycling center and brush my teeth as soon as I get home!"

BamBam: "But our bags aren't even recyclable- A-Anyways, here's your food. That'll be $5.49."

I nod my head as I hand him the money and wave goodbye. I have been waiting for the moment for a while now.

---{ After Eating, Hiding the Evidence, and Brushing His Teeth}---

Every piece of evidence is gone. Now I can finally go on with my life without having to worry about the rule I just broke.

---{4 Days Later}---

Ah yes, the great smell of vanilla and shit at 2 in the morning... Wait vanilla and shit?!! I don't even have a candle hereafter Namjoon-hyung almost burned my room down when he tried to fix my headphones. Did Jungkook stink bomb the dorm again?! I should probably get up and look for it and put it in the toxic waste bin.  Yeah, you heard me, we literally had to buy a bin because of Jungkook's pranks over the past few months. That was like 100,000 won!

As I get up, I feel a mushy substance between my legs. Now I know Jungkook wouldn't go this far. I run as fast I can to the nearest bathroom and take off my pants. Did I just shit on myself- I thought I got past that stage when I was like 5 years old. I can't be messing up my bed as a fully-grown adult! What am I supposed to do anyway? I can't just flat out tell everyone else I pooped on myself. They'd probably laugh at me.

Oh god, my stomach is literally trying to self-eject my organs!

---{ After Hours in the Bathroom}---

---- End of Taehyung's Point of View ----

------- Jin's Point of View:

Who the hell is in the bathroom at 6 am?! I can't even imagine what they're doing in there. It better not be like last month, the stomach murder. Hoseok, Namjoon, and I were left cleaning up the crime scene after the other four ejected their insides. We will never, ever go to that place again. 

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