~Favoritism and Bull-crap~

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*🏐Volleyball group chat 🏐 *

[Hinata]: Kags where u at?

[Daichi]: This group chat is only for volleyball matters Hinata, I already told you that.

[Kageyama]: I'm at home

[Hinata]: no u not

[Kageyama]: How would you know if I'm at home?

[Tsukishima]: I wouldn't be surprised if the shrimp went there

[Yamaguchi]: Probably was gonna beg Kageyama, to set for him

[Daichi]: I just said this group chat is meant for volleyball, not personal matters.

[Hinata]: Yes, I was gonna ask him to set for me what are you gonna do about it?

[Sugawara]: poor Daichi he got ignored twice

[Asahi]: this happens every night tho I'm not even surprised anymore

[Noya]: at this point, this isn't even a volleyball group chat anymore

[Hinata]: what friend r u hanging out with kages your sis snitched on u

[Tsukishima]: the king has another friend besides the shrimp,  please enlighten me

[Yamaguchi]: that is surprising

[Kageyama]: isn't your only friend Tsukishima?

[Kageyama]: same goes for you Kei

[Tsukishima]: I have way more friends than u could dream of Tobio

[Hinata]: first name basis?

[Daichi]: when did u guys get so close

[Yamaguchi]: yeah Tsuki you don't even let me call you by ur first name

[Kageyama]: Me and the blonde with swimming goggles friends?

[Tsukishima]: Exactly who would want to be friends with the person that said "I don't need to learn no English"

[Kageyama]: I'm on my way Kei

[Tsukishima]: alright hurry up

[Hinata]: I thought u guys said I weren't friends

[Kageyama]: we're not

[Hinata]: y r u going to his house, you always say no to going to my house

[Tanaka]: Hinata are u perhaps...

[Nishinoya]: he is for sure jealous

[Hinata]: why would I be jealous that my best friend is hanging out with my enemy

[Sugawara]: enemy?

[Hinata]: yes enemy *mad face*

[Asahi]: Hinata you know emojis exist right 😕

[Hinata]: emojis can not express how mad I am

[Kageyama]: we are not friends Hinata, never the less best friends

[Hinata]: why does nobody want to be my friend😭😢😭😢😭😢😢😢😭😢😭😢😢😭😭😢😭☹️☹️😖😖😫🙁🙁😟😕😭😭😢😢😢😢😔

[Tsukishima]: look at all of the emojis u typed and then you have the audacity to ask why nobody wants to be your friend

[Hinata]: it was just a joke

[Yamaguchi]: no it wasn't and it's okay you don't have to lie Hinata

[Hinata]: guys I swear it was just a joke

[Kageyama]: u don't have to lie Hinata we understand that body wants to be ur friend

[Tsukishima]: not even ur teammates wanna be friends with you? poor dude

[Hinata]: guys uk I was just playing

[Kageyama]: what does the United Kingdom gotta do with this 🧐

[Hinata]: you know* 😕

[Yamaguchi]: he probably wants to go to the UK to get friends🥺

[Tsukishina]: our poor orange-haired middle blocker🥺

[Hinata]: are u guys making fun of me

[Tsukishima]: *dramatic gasp* me?

[Yamaguchi]: omg I can't believe you'd assume that about us I thought u knew us better than that 😔

[Tsukishuma]: Hinata I thought I knew u but it seems like I don't 😔

[Hinata]: I'm confused about what's going on here

[Kageyama]: you gained our trust just to through it out the window 😔

[Noya]: you should be ashamed of urself

[Tanaka]: we can no longer be ur senpais, little dude 😔

[Sugawara]:  Daichi are you gonna stop them?

[Daichi]: no use when they ignore their caption I'm just gonna turn my phone on silent and go to sleep

[Kageyama]: babe open the door I'm outside

[Hinata]: babe?

[Tsukishima]: wrong chat-

[Kageyama]: shit-

[Hinata]: babe? Kages you got a gf?

[Kageyama]: no

[Hinata]: then who u call in babe 🧐

[Kageyama]: I call everybody I'm close to babe did u not know this?

[Hinata]: how come u never called me babe😠

[Yamaguchi]: ew who the hell wanna call you babe

[Tsukishima]: on the phone last night u was talking bout how u wanna call him daddy but daddy and babe isn't the same is it

[Yamaguchi]: you fucking lying ass bastard son of a bitch

[Tsukishima]: oops looks like the cats out of the bag

[Noya]: Yamaguchi trying to get freaky with Hinata

[Hinata]: u didn't answer my question Kages

[Kageyama]: if I don't call u babe then ur just not close to me sorry

[Hinata]: but I even know where you live how much closer do I have to get?

[Tsukishima]: that doesn't sound creepy at all

[Hinata]: I didn't mean it like that

[Yaichi]: Kageyama are u and Tsukishima having a sleepover

[Kageyama]: something like that

[Hinata]: all this favoritism towards Tsukishima, that's bull-crap

[Tsukishima]: Favoritism?

[Hinata]: yeah me and Kageyama never had a sleepover but u and Kageyama have that's not fair

[Tsukishima]: oh

[Hinata]: what do u mean by "oh"

[Tsukishima]: I mean oh, idc

[Hinata]: uk what Idc

[Yamaguchi]: there he goes talking about the UK again

[Hinata]: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE UK I MEAN "YOU KNOW"!!!!!!!


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