"Psst Kageyama!"
"Psssst psst Kageyama!"
"What?" Kageyama grumbled harshly.
Kageyama was currently in class trying to pay attention but Hinata wouldn't leave him alone.
"You're gonna get us in trouble if you keep this up."
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Going out with Tsukishima, now be quiet."
"Where?"
"Hinata be-"
"Kageyama, stop disrupting the class, you can talk after class." The teacher said then went back to teaching.
"Pssst."
"Pssssst!"
"PSSSSSSST!!!"
"What do you want?!?"Kageyama quietly shouted.
"What are you and Tsuki doing this weekend?" Hinata whispered.
"Just getting a portrait painted of myself and Tsukishima, why?"
"I am good at those and I'll do it for free."
"Why would you do that for free it's time consuming and the supplies costs a lot of money?"
"I just wanna be nice for my bestie."
"Let me see the one you did."
"They're at my house so deal?"
"I want to see how your other portraits look first."
"I'll show when you get there. Do you accept or you're gonna pay for a thousand-dollar portrait of you and your husband that doesn't even look good."
"Kei and I aren't even married-"
"Only married people get a portrait of them and their lover, anyway come to my house this weekend and be amazed by my wonderful skill."
"Okay fine whatever just be quiet so we don't get in trouble."
~Saturday Evening~
Kageyama and Tsukishima were walking down the street hand in hand toward Hinata's house.
"How good are Hinata's painting skills?" Tsukishima asked.
"I'm not sure he asked if he could do the portrait so I said yes."
Tsukishima turned his head and raised his eyebrow.
"Are you for real?"
"Yeah, I believe Hinata is a great painter. He said so."
Tsukishima shook his head at his gullible boyfriend. Once they arrived, Tsukishima, went to ring the door only for Hinata to open the door before he could push the button.
"Hello, my wonderful customers come in, come in."
"Hey, Hinata." Kageyama gave a small wave.
"Were you standing there waiting for us?" Tsukishima had a very visible look of disgust on his face.
Hinata ignores Tsukishima question and dragged Kageyama in Tsukishima following behind.
"Sit here, please." Hinata pointed to a single stool that looked like it belonged to a kindergarten classroom (small and colorful).
"You want both of us to sit on this stool?" Kageyama asked with confusion painted on his face. Hinata nodded.
"Hinata, you want us, two high schoolers that are nearly 6 ft tall to sit on a stool that is about 10 inches tall?" Tsukishima asked.
"Kageyama isn't 6ft and the stool is 14 inches," Hinata said as if that information changed anything.
Tsukishima shook his head, he had a feeling that this was a bad idea but his setter boyfriend was enthusiastic about the portrait.
"Hinata I don't think that stool could hold our weight." Kageyama tried to convince Hinata to have the painting, painted somewhere else.
"Fine, fine, fine, sit on my bed, and I'll go get my supplies ." Hinata dashed out of the room with a smile on his face.
"We should've have canceled," Tsukishima said running his hand through his hair, "this is gonna end terribly."
"No, it's not you're just overreacting, Kei." Kageyama said laying his head on Tsukishima's shoulder.
Hinata burst through the door with various types of art supplies a couple minutes later.
"This won't take long, just get into the position you want, and ill start painting," Hinata said setting the easel stand up with a blank canvas on it already, in front of the stool that was in front of the bed. He moved his night next to the stool placing his paint and brushes down then taking a sit with a grin on his face. Tsukishima didn't know if he should laugh or be disappointed because of how ridiculous Hinata looked.
~3 hours later~
"I'm almost done guys just adding a few more details."
"You told us that an hour ago, I have to pee." Kageyama grumbled.
Kageyama didn't mind sitting in one place for a long time but he didn't like being lied to, getting his hopes up, and not being able to go to the bathroom.
"I'm finished!" Hinata exclaimed twenty minutes later and Kageyama bolted out the room.
"King, a painting isn't worth holding in your piss for nearly four hours." Tsukishima called after him shaking his head.
"You wanna see the finished product, Tsuki?" Hinata got up and stretched his arms and legs.
"Yea I guess." Tsukishima stood up and walked over to the canvas.
"What the hell his that?" Tsukishima asked.
"You and Kageyama what do you mean?" Hinata frowned upon hearing that.
"I think I've gone completely blind if that suppose to be us."
"That's rude, my painting is beautiful."
"Okay, Hinata let me see the painting." Kageyama walked into the room shaking the extra water off only to stop dead in his tracks.
"Excuse my language but what the fuck is that?" Kageyama's eyes were wide in horror and shock.
"What is wrong with you guys it looks nice you guys are rude." Hinata huffed.
"We're just telling the tru-" Kageyama elbowed Tsukishima in the arm to shut him up.
"Haha. April Fools I was kidding." Kageyama lied. He didn't want to hurt his friend by telling him how horrifyingly awful his painting was and make his friend give up so lying isn't a bad thing to do.
"King it's September." Tsukishima shook his head.
"September Fools!" Kageyama exclaimed.
"Does that even exist?"Hinata asked.
"Yeah, it's an American holiday." Kageyama lied and Tsukishima let out a snicker before getting elbowed again.
"Oh, okay. I'll drop the painting off tomorrow I want it to dry properly."
"Okay, bye Hinata." Kageyama waved and dragged the snickering Tsukishima behind him.
"Oh my, I didn't know that the Americans had a holiday called September Fools ." Tsukishima smirked upon walking outside.
"Be quiet, I didn't want to hurt his feelings he looked excited." Kageyama sighed looking down as they walked towards Tsukishima's house.
"You're a nice person king, but you can't deny that it looked like shit." Tsukishima slipped his hand into Kageyama's and give it a small squeeze.
"That's mean and it wasn't that bad."
"You literally said excuse my language but what the fuck is that." Tsukishima rolled his eyes playfully.
"Stooooop it, I was joking." Kageyama joking whines and gave him a small push walking in a comfortable silence for a while.
"What are gonna do with the painting?"
"Ima keep it, he genuinely seemed happy painting it and took the time out of his day to do it, so why not." Kageyama gave Tsukishima a small smile.
"Stop being so sappy king. Although I'm pretty sure the weird shrimp would be pleased if you keep it."
"Look who's being sappy now." Kageyama shot a toothy grin at his lover.
"Gross your sappiness got to me." Tsukishima joked smiling back.
